I love to go to Washington – if only to be near my money.
BOB HOPEI always like to go to Washington D.C. It gives me a chance to visit my money.
More Bob Hope Quotes
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We flew over to England by the same route Churchill took. It was easy. All we had to do was follow the cigar ashes.
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When I miss a shot I just think what a beautiful day it is. And what pure fresh air I’m breathing. Then I take a deep breath. I have to do that. That’s what gives me the strength to break the club.
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I saw more courage, more good humor in the face of discomfort, more love in an era of hate and more devotion to duty than could exist under tyranny.
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Pebble Beach is Alcatraz with grass.
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If I had that kind of money, I wouldn’t come to Vietnam, I’d send for it.
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As the colonel and I sat swapping stories in the plane, a jet aircraft buzzed past our window.
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Rock and roll is catching on all over . . . France . . . England . . . They even have it in Japan, only over there they call it judo.
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Cypress Point is such a beautiful place, but it’s also very exclusive. They had a very successful membership drive last month. They drove out forty members.
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I don’t bother to look for parking space anymore. As soon as I get near Hollywood Boulevard … I sell.
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I do try to work out a little. I go swimming twice a day. It beats buying golf balls.
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The help (in Japan) is very polite. They bow so much, you don’t know which end to talk to.
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I asked the colonel what type of aircraft it was, and he said, “Don’t worry about it, Bob. . . if you can see it, it’s obsolete.”
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Bigamy is the only crime where two rites make a wrong.
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I have performed for 12 presidents and entertained only six.
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It’s very frustrating making a picture in Paris. We work hard all day at the studio to get a love scene just right. Then, on my way home, I see couples on every street corner doing it better.
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