The firm is really ahead of the times. It has a stock market ticker that prints its report on thin aspirins.
BOB HOPEThe help (in Japan) is very polite. They bow so much, you don’t know which end to talk to.
More Bob Hope Quotes
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I love to go to Washington – if only to be near my money.
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My next door neighbor just had a pacemaker installed. They’re still working the bugs out, though. Every time he makes love, my garage door opens.
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Bing Crosby and I play a lot of golf together and I have a small course at my place where we often play for side stakes.
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Television. That’s where movies go when they die.
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I come around to your house personally and wet your finger while you’re turning the pages.
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I’ve been playing the game so long that my handicap is in Roman numerals.
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When you get over 95, every day is your day.
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I feel very humble, but I think I have the strength of character to fight it.
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Bing Crosby and I weren’t the types to go around kissing each other. We always had a light jab for each other.
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Sure, we did need the oil in America. How else could Dolly Parton get into some of her dresses?
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There are many talented English personalities, but unfortunately they were all in Hollywood.
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On one hole, I hit an alligator so hard, he’s now my golf bag.
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She said she was approaching forty, and I couldn’t help wondering from what direction.
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England occupies a warm spot in my affections. It was the scene of my greatest performance. I was born there.
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A Freudian slip is when you say one thing but mean your mother.
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I’ve always been in the right place and time. Of course, I steered myself there.
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There was nothing subtle about our landing. The pilot just pointed the nose at the ground and let her rip.
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The stealth bomber is supposed to be a big deal. It flies in undetected, bombs, then flies away. Hell, I’ve been doing that all my life.
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I once showed Pat Bradley my swing and said, ‘What do I do next?’ Pat replied, ‘Wait till the pain dies down.’
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The Governor has no presidential aspirations. In fact he just made a tour of 43 states just to tell them he’s not running for anything.
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In England when you make a movie even the weather is against you.
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Culture is the ability to describe Jane Russell without moving your hands
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The big difference in those days was that in England the Government subsidized TV, in America we work on TV so we can subsidize the Government.
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I see the Beatles have arrived from England. They were 40 pounds overweight – and that was just their hair.
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Whenever I play with him , I usually try to make it a foursome – the President, myself, a paramedic and a faith healer.
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Golf is a game that needlessly prolongs the lives of some of our most useless citizens.
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