The high point of the act is when he (Uri Durov) puts his head inside the bear’s huge jaws. I wouldn’t even try that with my agent.
BOB HOPEThe help (in Japan) is very polite. They bow so much, you don’t know which end to talk to.
More Bob Hope Quotes
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It’s not hard to find Gerry Ford on a golf course – you just follow the wounded.
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She said she was approaching forty, and I couldn’t help wondering from what direction.
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I have seen what a laugh can do. It can transform almost unbearable tears into something bearable, even hopeful.
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Everybody is afraid they won’t have any money after they die, but Jack Benny discovered a way to take it with him. He had his appendix taken out and a piggy bank put in.
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Pebble Beach is Alcatraz with grass.
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If my golf game was a prize fight, they’d stop it.
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The Governor has no presidential aspirations. In fact he just made a tour of 43 states just to tell them he’s not running for anything.
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I once showed Pat Bradley my swing and said, ‘What do I do next?’ Pat replied, ‘Wait till the pain dies down.’
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All British castles and old country homes are supposed to be haunted. It’s in the lease.
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There are many talented English personalities, but unfortunately they were all in Hollywood.
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Television. That’s where movies go when they die.
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You could buy my book in a paperback edition for a dollar, and in hard covers for $3.50. And for fifty cents extra.
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The big difference in those days was that in England the Government subsidized TV, in America we work on TV so we can subsidize the Government.
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As the colonel and I sat swapping stories in the plane, a jet aircraft buzzed past our window.
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My secret for staying young is good food, plenty of rest, and a makeup man with a spray gun.
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