I get upset over a bad shot just like anyone else. But it’s silly to let the game get to you.
BOB HOPEThe help (in Japan) is very polite. They bow so much, you don’t know which end to talk to.
More Bob Hope Quotes
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Golf is a game that needlessly prolongs the lives of some of our most useless citizens.
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Failure is the only thing I’ve ever been a success at.
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I’ll shoot my age if I have to live to be 105.
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My secret for staying young is good food, plenty of rest, and a makeup man with a spray gun.
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Baseball is a soap opera that plays out day after day, one that a lot of elderly women watch until the characters and the plot becomes a part of their life.
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I don’t know if the presidential candidates are running for the White House or Animal House.
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Kids are wonderful, but I like mine barbecued.
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The old water heater in my dressing room was working, but it was kind of tired. It gave off about as much warmth as an agent’s handshake.
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At the Academy Award Dinners all the actors and actresses in Hollywood gather around to see what someone else thinks about their acting besides their press agents.
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It’s a wonderful world. It may destroy itself but you’ll be able to watch it all on TV.
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When she started to play, Steinway came down personally and rubbed his name off the piano.
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The firm is really ahead of the times. It has a stock market ticker that prints its report on thin aspirins.
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It was a great honour to be inducted into the Hall of Fame. I didn’t know they had a caddie division.
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Eighty is when you order a steak and the headwaiter puts it through the blender. Or when you wake up as many times during the night as Burt Reynolds, but not for the same reason.
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My next door neighbor just had a pacemaker installed. They’re still working the bugs out, though. Every time he makes love, my garage door opens.
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