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Golf is a game that needlessly prolongs the lives of some of our most useless citizens.

Bob Hope

Television. That’s where movies go when they die.
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Country Dies Movie People Television
People who throw kisses are hopelessly lazy.
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Country Kissing Lazy Love People
The workers love Khrushchev very much. He hasn’t got an enemy in the entire country. Quite a few under it.
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Country Funny Humorous
Timing is the essence of life, and definitely of comedy.
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Comedy Definitely Essence Life
If my golf game was a prize fight, they’d stop it.
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Fighting Games Golf
The best thing about growing older is that it takes such a long time.
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Age Growing Long
The only troulbe is that when I win, I always have to engage and attorney before I can draw the money.
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Before Draw Engage Money Only Trouble
We had a very successful trip to Russia. We made it back.
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Funny Humorous Successful
I don’t bother to look for parking space anymore. As soon as I get near Hollywood Boulevard … I sell.
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Anymore Country Funny Soon Space
The trees in Siberia are miles apart, that is why the dogs are so fast.
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Apart Dog Miles Pet Tree
When they asked Jack Benny to do something for the Actor’s Orphanage – he shot both his parents and moved in.
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Actors Comedy Parent
A few years ago he had a big heart transplant in Chicago, a five-hour operation. It took the doctors four hours to get him on the operating table.
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Doctors Funny Heart Operating Table
One of the greatest gifts to mankind is laughter, and one of the greatest gifts to laughter is Lucille Ball. God has her now but thanks to television, we’ll have her forever.
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Balls Forever Gifts Good Greatest Laughter Thank
Laughter is therapy-an instant vacation.
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Instant Laughter Vacation
I like to come to Washington, D.C., at least once a year. Why should my tax money travel more than I do?
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One Should Taxes Travel Years
Most of the people who came for dancing lessons had Rumba ambitions and minuet bodies
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Ambition Dancing People

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