Please don’t stand up on my account.
BOB HOPEWhen they asked Jack Benny to do something for the Actor’s Orphanage – he shot both his parents and moved in.
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Bing Crosby and I weren’t the types to go around kissing each other. We always had a light jab for each other.
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I was lucky I wasn’t a better boxer, or that’s what I’d be now – a punchy ex-pug.
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It was a typically British birth… I was three at the time. They had a strike in the maternity ward… I came out in sympathy.
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She said she was approaching forty, and I couldn’t help wondering from what direction.
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I like to play in the low 70’s. If it gets any hotter than that I’ll stay in the bar!
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Sure Vietnam is a dirty war. I’ve never heard of a clean one.
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A few years ago he had a big heart transplant in Chicago, a five-hour operation. It took the doctors four hours to get him on the operating table.
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He was bare chested and in good trim. I said that just looking at him I knew there would always be an England
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If you watch a game, it’s fun. If you play it, it’s recreation. If you work at it, it’s golf.
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I love flying. I’ve been to almost as many places as my luggage.
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The workers love Khrushchev very much. He hasn’t got an enemy in the entire country. Quite a few under it.
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The help (in Japan) is very polite. They bow so much, you don’t know which end to talk to.
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When they asked Jack Benny to do something for the Actor’s Orphanage – he shot both his parents and moved in.
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In England when you make a movie even the weather is against you.
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Chiropractic is a wonderful means of natural healing!
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I’ve been married fifty-five years and I’ve been home three weeks.
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Not that they were that anxious to see Ronnie as President; they were afraid if he didn’t get elected, he’d go back to acting.
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Titleist has offered me a big contract not to play its balls.
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I’ve always felt England was a great place for a comic to work. It’s an island and the audience can’t run very far.
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I’d give up golf if I didn’t have so many sweaters.
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She spoke perfect English, which led to considerable trouble. She couldn’t understand us at all.
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I just hope I don’t have to explain all the times I’ve used His name in vain when I get up there.
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If my golf game was a prize fight, they’d stop it.
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I never kick my ball in the rough or improve my lie in a sand trap. For that I have a caddie.
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Golf is my profession Show business is just to pay the green fees.
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I don’t know if the presidential candidates are running for the White House or Animal House.
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