Sure Vietnam is a dirty war. I’ve never heard of a clean one.
BOB HOPEBing Crosby and I weren’t the types to go around kissing each other. We always had a light jab for each other.
More Bob Hope Quotes
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The trees in Siberia are miles apart, that is why the dogs are so fast.
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Kids are wonderful, but I like mine barbecued.
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Everybody is afraid they won’t have any money after they die, but Jack Benny discovered a way to take it with him. He had his appendix taken out and a piggy bank put in.
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A Freudian slip is when you say one thing but mean your mother.
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Kissing is like drinking tea with a tea strainer, you can never get enough.
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The firm is really ahead of the times. It has a stock market ticker that prints its report on thin aspirins.
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To give you an idea of how fast we travelled – we left with two rabbits and when we arrived we still had only two.
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YOU CAN ONLY DO ONE THING AT A TIME SO CONCENTRATE ON IT.
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I went to play golf and tried to shoot my age, but I shot my weight instead.
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I’ve got to watch myself these days. It’s too exciting watching anyone else.
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I ruined my hands in the ring. The referee kept stepping on them.
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Personally, I never drink on Oscar nights, as it interferes with my suffering.
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I don’t do a lot of political jokes. Too many are getting elected.
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I do try to work out a little. I go swimming twice a day. It beats buying golf balls.
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You know you’ve reached middle age when your weightlifting consists merely of standing up.
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