You know what a fan letter is – it’s just an inky raspberry.
BOB HOPEBing Crosby and I weren’t the types to go around kissing each other. We always had a light jab for each other.
More Bob Hope Quotes
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It’s so cold here in Washington, D.C., that politicians have their hands in their own pockets.
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I love to go to Washington – if only to be near my money.
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If he slices the budget like he slices a golf ball, the nation has nothing to worry about.
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It’s not hard to find Gerry Ford on a golf course – you just follow the wounded.
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By the 9th hole they were engaged and when they finished on 18 they had a foursome.
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Not that they were that anxious to see Ronnie as President; they were afraid if he didn’t get elected, he’d go back to acting.
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Bing Crosby and I weren’t the types to go around kissing each other. We always had a light jab for each other.
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I went to play golf and tried to shoot my age, but I shot my weight instead.
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Eighty is when you order a steak and the headwaiter puts it through the blender. Or when you wake up as many times during the night as Burt Reynolds, but not for the same reason.
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Failure is the only thing I’ve ever been a success at.
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Don’t tempt me, I can resist anything but temptation.
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She said she was approaching forty, and I couldn’t help wondering from what direction.
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The home videos aren’t as good, but they are seeming to get better.
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US President Gerald Ford’s golf was so bad we thought he was a ‘Hitman for the PGA!
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That’s life. The older you get, the tougher it is to score.
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The Governor has no presidential aspirations. In fact he just made a tour of 43 states just to tell them he’s not running for anything.
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Laughter is therapy-an instant vacation.
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Audiences are my best friends. You never tire of talking with your best friends.
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It’s a wonderful way to live, and not a bad way to go, either. The average Frenchman is still smiling three months after he’s dead.
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I was there. I saw your sons and your husbands, your brothers and your sweethearts. I saw how they worked, played, fought, and lived. I saw some of them die.
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Chiropractic is a wonderful means of natural healing!
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Happiness is watching the TV at your girlfriend’s house during a power failure.
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I never kick my ball in the rough or improve my lie in a sand trap. For that I have a caddie.
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Golf is my profession Show business is just to pay the green fees.
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In England when you make a movie even the weather is against you.
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One of the greatest gifts to mankind is laughter, and one of the greatest gifts to laughter is Lucille Ball. God has her now but thanks to television, we’ll have her forever.
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