In England when you make a movie even the weather is against you.
BOB HOPEI went to play golf and tried to shoot my age, but I shot my weight instead.
More Bob Hope Quotes
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Most of the people who came for dancing lessons had Rumba ambitions and minuet bodies
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There are many talented English personalities, but unfortunately they were all in Hollywood.
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I don’t know what people have against Jimmy Carter. He’s done nothing.
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You know you’ve reached middle age when your weightlifting consists merely of standing up.
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Cypress Point is such a beautiful place, but it’s also very exclusive. They had a very successful membership drive last month. They drove out forty members.
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By the 9th hole they were engaged and when they finished on 18 they had a foursome.
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I have too much money invested in sweaters.
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I went to play golf and tried to shoot my age, but I shot my weight instead.
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My idea of Christmas, whether old-fashioned or modern, is very simple: loving others. Come to think of it, why do we have to wait for Christmas to do that?
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I was called Rembrandt Hope in my boxing days, because I spent so much time on the canvas.
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My secret for staying young is good food, plenty of rest, and a makeup man with a spray gun.
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He hits the ball 130 yards and his jewelry goes 150.
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There’s a very apt saying in show business: “If you don’t go over budget in Paris, you’re either very rich or very sick. “
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Everybody knows what California smog is – that’s fog with the vitamins removed.
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As the colonel and I sat swapping stories in the plane, a jet aircraft buzzed past our window.
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