The trees in Siberia are miles apart, that is why the dogs are so fast.
BOB HOPEBy the 9th hole they were engaged and when they finished on 18 they had a foursome.
More Bob Hope Quotes
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Celebrities have a way of touching our lives. Perhaps we are influenced by their screen image, or perhaps by their acquired status.
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I was lucky, you know, I always had a beautiful girl and the money was good. Although I would have done the whole thing over for, oh, perhaps half.
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Dying is to be avoided because it can ruin your whole career.
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If my golf game was a prize fight, they’d stop it.
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My idea of Christmas, whether old-fashioned or modern, is very simple: loving others. Come to think of it, why do we have to wait for Christmas to do that?
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We flew over to England by the same route Churchill took. It was easy. All we had to do was follow the cigar ashes.
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I’ve been playing the game so long that my handicap is in Roman numerals.
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I’ve never wanted an Oscar, although they are reassuring to an actor who doesn’t know how really great he is.
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I’ve got to watch myself these days. It’s too exciting watching anyone else.
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The good news is that Jesus is coming back. The bad news is that he’s really pissed off.
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I’ll shoot my age if I have to live to be 105.
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I love to go to Washington – if only to be near my money.
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The help (in Japan) is very polite. They bow so much, you don’t know which end to talk to.
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A James Cagney love scene is one where he lets the other guy live.
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I don’t bother to look for parking space anymore. As soon as I get near Hollywood Boulevard … I sell.
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If he slices the budget like he slices a golf ball, the nation has nothing to worry about.
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Did you see where President Reagan finally got a hearing aid? People have been telling him to get one for years, but he couldn’t hear them.
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Please don’t stand up on my account.
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I’ve been married fifty-five years and I’ve been home three weeks.
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On one hole, I hit an alligator so hard, he’s now my golf bag.
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I asked the colonel what type of aircraft it was, and he said, “Don’t worry about it, Bob. . . if you can see it, it’s obsolete.”
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If you watch a game, it’s fun. If you play it, it’s recreation. If you work at it, it’s golf.
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The service at the Imperial (Tokyo) is the finest I’ve encountered anywhere. There was a button next to my bed marked ROOM SERVICE – and a maid to press it for me.
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I come around to your house personally and wet your finger while you’re turning the pages.
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Sure Vietnam is a dirty war. I’ve never heard of a clean one.
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US President Gerald Ford’s golf was so bad we thought he was a ‘Hitman for the PGA!
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