All British castles and old country homes are supposed to be haunted. It’s in the lease.
BOB HOPECypress Point is such a beautiful place, but it’s also very exclusive. They had a very successful membership drive last month. They drove out forty members.
More Bob Hope Quotes
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I ruined my hands in the ring. The referee kept stepping on them.
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Audiences are my best friends. You never tire of talking with your best friends.
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I only speak a little pigeon French. Just enough to get by with the little French pigeons.
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At the Academy Award Dinners all the actors and actresses in Hollywood gather around to see what someone else thinks about their acting besides their press agents.
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We had a very successful trip to Russia. We made it back.
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Timing is the essence of life, and definitely of comedy.
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She said she was approaching forty, and I couldn’t help wondering from what direction.
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The good news is that Jesus is coming back. The bad news is that he’s really pissed off.
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A photographer kept shooting me every time I swung. I was very flattered until I found out he was from Field and Stream.
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US President Gerald Ford’s golf was so bad we thought he was a ‘Hitman for the PGA!
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I don’t do a lot of political jokes. Too many are getting elected.
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If my golf game was a prize fight, they’d stop it.
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We have 51 golf courses in Palm Springs. He [President Ford] never decides which course he will play until after the first tee shot.
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It was a typically British birth… I was three at the time. They had a strike in the maternity ward… I came out in sympathy.
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Rock and roll is catching on all over . . . France . . . England . . . They even have it in Japan, only over there they call it judo.
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I don’t know what people have against Jimmy Carter. He’s done nothing.
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We flew over to England by the same route Churchill took. It was easy. All we had to do was follow the cigar ashes.
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Cypress Point is such a beautiful place, but it’s also very exclusive. They had a very successful membership drive last month. They drove out forty members.
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That’s life. The older you get, the tougher it is to score.
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On one hole, I hit an alligator so hard, he’s now my golf bag.
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Personally, I never drink on Oscar nights, as it interferes with my suffering.
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If you think golf is relaxing, you’re not playing it right.
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He hits the ball 130 yards and his jewelry goes 150.
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Congratulations to whoever is finally booking music we love. It’s going to get us out of the house after dark!
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I have the perfect simplified tax form for government. Why don’t they just print our money with a return address on it?
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I always like to go to Washington D.C. It gives me a chance to visit my money.
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