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Cypress Point is such a beautiful place, but it’s also very exclusive. They had a very successful membership drive last month. They drove out forty members.

Bob Hope

The firm is really ahead of the times. It has a stock market ticker that prints its report on thin aspirins.
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We had a very successful trip to Russia. We made it back.
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The big difference in those days was that in England the Government subsidized TV, in America we work on TV so we can subsidize the Government.
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I love to go to Washington – if only to be near my money.
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The workers love Khrushchev very much. He hasn’t got an enemy in the entire country. Quite a few under it.
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England occupies a warm spot in my affections. It was the scene of my greatest performance. I was born there.
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I do benefits for all religions – I’d hate to blow the hereafter on a technicality.
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I tell jokes to pay my green fees.
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I saw more courage, more good humor in the face of discomfort, more love in an era of hate and more devotion to duty than could exist under tyranny.
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Having so many gold courses so close together was ideal for me. With my slice I could enjoy three or four golf courses at the same time.
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Cypress Point is such a beautiful place, but it’s also very exclusive. They had a very successful membership drive last month. They drove out forty members.

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