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Cypress Point is such a beautiful place, but it’s also very exclusive. They had a very successful membership drive last month. They drove out forty members.

Bob Hope

Audiences are my best friends. You never tire of talking with your best friends.
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I like to play in the low 70’s. If it gets any hotter than that I’ll stay in the bar!
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YOU CAN ONLY DO ONE THING AT A TIME SO CONCENTRATE ON IT.
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I’ve always been in the right place and time. Of course, I steered myself there.
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Chiropractic is a wonderful means of natural healing!
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If he slices the budget like he slices a golf ball, the nation has nothing to worry about.
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Don’t tempt me, I can resist anything but temptation.
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I led such a sheltered life I didn’t go out with girls until I was almost four.
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Failure is the only thing I’ve ever been a success at.
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The high point of the act is when he (Uri Durov) puts his head inside the bear’s huge jaws. I wouldn’t even try that with my agent.
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Sure Vietnam is a dirty war. I’ve never heard of a clean one.
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To give you an idea of how fast we travelled – we left with two rabbits and when we arrived we still had only two.
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I like to come to Washington, D.C., at least once a year. Why should my tax money travel more than I do?
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One Should Taxes Travel Years
You know what a fan letter is – it’s just an inky raspberry.
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I have performed for 12 presidents and entertained only six.
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Cypress Point is such a beautiful place, but it’s also very exclusive. They had a very successful membership drive last month. They drove out forty members.

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