I ruined my hands in the ring. The referee kept stepping on them.
BOB HOPECypress Point is such a beautiful place, but it’s also very exclusive. They had a very successful membership drive last month. They drove out forty members.
More Bob Hope Quotes
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I was lucky I wasn’t a better boxer, or that’s what I’d be now – a punchy ex-pug.
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Whenever I play with him , I usually try to make it a foursome – the President, myself, a paramedic and a faith healer.
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It’s a wonderful way to live, and not a bad way to go, either. The average Frenchman is still smiling three months after he’s dead.
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It was a typically British birth… I was three at the time. They had a strike in the maternity ward… I came out in sympathy.
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On one hole, I hit an alligator so hard, he’s now my golf bag.
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I’ve always been in the right place and time. Of course, I steered myself there.
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Sure Vietnam is a dirty war. I’ve never heard of a clean one.
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You know what a fan letter is – it’s just an inky raspberry.
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I tell jokes to pay my green fees.
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The best thing about growing older is that it takes such a long time.
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My next door neighbor just had a pacemaker installed. They’re still working the bugs out, though. Every time he makes love, my garage door opens.
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It’s amazing how many people you see on TV. I did my first television show a month ago, and the next day five million television sets were sold. The people who couldn’t sell theirs threw them away.
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The Governor has no presidential aspirations. In fact he just made a tour of 43 states just to tell them he’s not running for anything.
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Kids are wonderful, but I like mine barbecued.
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When they asked Jack Benny to do something for the Actor’s Orphanage – he shot both his parents and moved in.
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