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It’s a wonderful way to live, and not a bad way to go, either. The average Frenchman is still smiling three months after he’s dead.

Bob Hope

Laughter is therapy-an instant vacation.
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Instant Laughter Vacation
To give you an idea of how fast we travelled – we left with two rabbits and when we arrived we still had only two.
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Arrive Giving Ideas Still Two
She spoke perfect English, which led to considerable trouble. She couldn’t understand us at all.
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America Funny Humorous
America is a country where the Olympics and the divorce lawyers both have the same slogan – Go for the Gold.
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Country Funny Humorous
It’s not hard to find Gerry Ford on a golf course – you just follow the wounded.
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Course Golf Wounded
Kids are wonderful, but I like mine barbecued.
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Comedy Kids Wonderful
Be happy you guys. Be proud! You know what you are: you’re God’s frozen people.
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Frozen Guy People
It’s amazing how many people you see on TV. I did my first television show a month ago, and the next day five million television sets were sold. The people who couldn’t sell theirs threw them away.
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Day Next People See Sold Television
It was a typically British birth… I was three at the time. They had a strike in the maternity ward… I came out in sympathy.
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Funny Hilarious Sympathy Witty
Personally, I never drink on Oscar nights, as it interferes with my suffering.
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Drinking Night Suffering
I love to go to Washington – if only to be near my money.
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Country Funny Love People Witty
The workers love Khrushchev very much. He hasn’t got an enemy in the entire country. Quite a few under it.
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Country Funny Humorous
The home videos aren’t as good, but they are seeming to get better.
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Better Get Home Video
I’d give up golf if I didn’t have so many sweaters.
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Giving Golf Sweaters Up
Free speech isn’t dead in Germany and Italy, merely the speakers.
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Funny Humorous Italian
Contrary to what certain comedians have led you to believe, the national French pastime is picnicking.
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Belief Comedian Funny Humorous
Golf is a game that needlessly prolongs the lives of some of our most useless citizens.
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Citizen Funny Golf Hope
Sure Vietnam is a dirty war. I’ve never heard of a clean one.
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Country Dirty People War
I love flying. I’ve been to almost as many places as my luggage.
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Flying Funny Travel Luggage
Bing Crosby and I weren’t the types to go around kissing each other. We always had a light jab for each other.
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Doing Nothing Kissing Light
I saw more courage, more good humor in the face of discomfort, more love in an era of hate and more devotion to duty than could exist under tyranny.
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Country Courage Devotion Discomfort Face Good Hate Humor More
Out here in the Pacific, they have typhoons and hurricanes that blow over 200 miles an hour. We have tornadoes and hurricanes back home, but I don’t worry about them. The mortgage on my house is so heavy that nothing could budge it.
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Blow Home Hurricane Tornadoes Typhoon Worry
I get upset over a bad shot just like anyone else. But it’s silly to let the game get to you.
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Anyone Bad Beautiful Golf Shot Silly
Congratulations to whoever is finally booking music we love. It’s going to get us out of the house after dark!
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Congratulations Dark House
One of our stock lines used to be “There’s nothing I wouldn’t do for Bing, and there’s nothing he wouldn’t do for me.” And that’s the way we go through life – doing nothing for each other!
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Each Lines Nothing Other Stock Way
I have performed for 12 presidents and entertained only six.
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Men President Six
I can’t give up Golf, I’ve got too many sweaters.
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Giving Golf Sweaters Up

It’s a wonderful way to live, and not a bad way to go, either. The average Frenchman is still smiling three months after he’s dead.

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