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I get upset over a bad shot just like anyone else. But it’s silly to let the game get to you.

Bob Hope

President Eisenhower has given up golf for painting. It takes fewer strokes.
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Golf Painting President
Jimmy Stewart could have been a good golfer, but he speaks so slowly that by the time he yells ‘Fore!’ the guy he’s hit is already in an ambulance on the way to the hospital.
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Ambulance Golf Golfer Guy Slowly Speaks Time Way
For the first time, you can actually see the losers turn green
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Firsts Green Oscars
Television is the box they buried entertainment in.
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Boxes Entertainment Television
The big difference in those days was that in England the Government subsidized TV, in America we work on TV so we can subsidize the Government.
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Country Funny Government Humorous People
I’ve got to watch myself these days. It’s too exciting watching anyone else.
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Days Line One These Watches
When we recall the past, we usually find that it is the simplest things – not the great occasions – that in retrospect give off the greatest glow of happiness.
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Happiness Inspirational Laughter
You can calculate Zsa Zsa Gabor’s age by the rings on her fingers.
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Age Calculate Fingers Rings
Titleist has offered me a big contract not to play its balls.
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Balls Golf Play
A photographer kept shooting me every time I swung. I was very flattered until I found out he was from Field and Stream.
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Fields Flatterers Golf Shooting
Television. That’s where movies go when they die.
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Country Dies Movie People Television
US President Gerald Ford’s golf was so bad we thought he was a ‘Hitman for the PGA!
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Ford Gerald Golf President
I have performed for 12 presidents and entertained only six.
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Men President Six
Now that the war is winding down, I want to say I do appreciate you fellows hanging around here – just for me.
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Appreciate Want War Winding
I only speak a little pigeon French. Just enough to get by with the little French pigeons.
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Funny Humorous Littles
A James Cagney love scene is one where he lets the other guy live.
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Funny Hope Love
Culture is the ability to describe Jane Russell without moving your hands
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Culture Hands Moving
I always like to go to Washington D.C. It gives me a chance to visit my money.
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Country Funny Money People
When you get over 95, every day is your day.
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Country Day Every Get Over People
I saw more courage, more good humor in the face of discomfort, more love in an era of hate and more devotion to duty than could exist under tyranny.
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Country Courage Devotion Discomfort Face Good Hate Humor More
There was nothing subtle about our landing. The pilot just pointed the nose at the ground and let her rip.
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Funny Humorous Pointed Rip
The firm is really ahead of the times. It has a stock market ticker that prints its report on thin aspirins.
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Aspirin Firm Print Times
It’s a wonderful world. It may destroy itself but you’ll be able to watch it all on TV.
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May Watches World
Congratulations to whoever is finally booking music we love. It’s going to get us out of the house after dark!
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Congratulations Dark House
If I had that kind of money, I wouldn’t come to Vietnam, I’d send for it.
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Country Kind Line Money One People
Sure, we did need the oil in America. How else could Dolly Parton get into some of her dresses?
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Dresses Funny Humorous Oil
There are many talented English personalities, but unfortunately they were all in Hollywood.
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Funny Humorous Personality Talented

I get upset over a bad shot just like anyone else. But it’s silly to let the game get to you.

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