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I get upset over a bad shot just like anyone else. But it’s silly to let the game get to you.

Bob Hope

I was called Rembrandt Hope in my boxing days, because I spent so much time on the canvas.
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Boxing Canvas Funny Sports
I’ll shoot my age if I have to live to be 105.
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Age Golf Live Shoot
Television. That’s where movies go when they die.
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Country Dies Movie People Television
Did you see where President Reagan finally got a hearing aid? People have been telling him to get one for years, but he couldn’t hear them.
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Funny Item People Telling Years
It was a great honour to be inducted into the Hall of Fame. I didn’t know they had a caddie division.
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Caddies Division Fame Golf
The service at the Imperial (Tokyo) is the finest I’ve encountered anywhere. There was a button next to my bed marked ROOM SERVICE – and a maid to press it for me.
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Button Country Funny Hotel Humorous Maid Press Room Service
When I miss a shot I just think what a beautiful day it is. And what pure fresh air I’m breathing. Then I take a deep breath. I have to do that. That’s what gives me the strength to break the club.
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Beautiful Break Breathing Miss Strength
The high point of the act is when he (Uri Durov) puts his head inside the bear’s huge jaws. I wouldn’t even try that with my agent.
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Act Agents Funny High Inside Trying
I’ve always been in the right place and time. Of course, I steered myself there.
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Funny Inspirational Place Proactive Time
Failure is the only thing I’ve ever been a success at.
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Decent Garden State
I do try to work out a little. I go swimming twice a day. It beats buying golf balls.
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Golf Swimming Work Out
I get upset over a bad shot just like anyone else. But it’s silly to let the game get to you.
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Anyone Bad Beautiful Golf Shot Silly
I went to play golf and tried to shoot my age, but I shot my weight instead.
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Age Golf Play Tried Weight
I just hope I don’t have to explain all the times I’ve used His name in vain when I get up there.
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Get Golf Names Vain
The only thing chicken about Israel is their soup.
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Country Humorous People Soup
I see the Beatles have arrived from England. They were 40 pounds overweight – and that was just their hair.
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England Hair Line One

I get upset over a bad shot just like anyone else. But it’s silly to let the game get to you.

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