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I get upset over a bad shot just like anyone else. But it’s silly to let the game get to you.

Bob Hope

England occupies a warm spot in my affections. It was the scene of my greatest performance. I was born there.
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England Funny Humorous Performance
I’ve never wanted an Oscar, although they are reassuring to an actor who doesn’t know how really great he is.
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Actors Oscar Reassuring
Bing Crosby and I play a lot of golf together and I have a small course at my place where we often play for side stakes.
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Course Golf Play Small Winning
A James Cagney love scene is one where he lets the other guy live.
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Funny Hope Love
I don’t do a lot of political jokes. Too many are getting elected.
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Country People Political Jokes
I went to play golf and tried to shoot my age, but I shot my weight instead.
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Age Golf Play Tried Weight
Out here in the Pacific, they have typhoons and hurricanes that blow over 200 miles an hour. We have tornadoes and hurricanes back home, but I don’t worry about them. The mortgage on my house is so heavy that nothing could budge it.
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Blow Home Hurricane Tornadoes Typhoon Worry
Everybody knows what California smog is – that’s fog with the vitamins removed.
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Country Fog Funny Remove
The firm is really ahead of the times. It has a stock market ticker that prints its report on thin aspirins.
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Aspirin Firm Print Times
She said she was approaching forty, and I couldn’t help wondering from what direction.
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Comedy Direction Helping Life Wondering
People who throw kisses are hopelessly lazy.
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Country Kissing Lazy Love People
Bing Crosby and I weren’t the types to go around kissing each other. We always had a light jab for each other.
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Doing Nothing Kissing Light
Dying is to be avoided because it can ruin your whole career.
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Careers Dying Line One
We had a very successful trip to Russia. We made it back.
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Funny Humorous Successful
Personally, I never drink on Oscar nights, as it interferes with my suffering.
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Drinking Night Suffering
I tell jokes to pay my green fees.
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Golf Green Pay

I get upset over a bad shot just like anyone else. But it’s silly to let the game get to you.

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