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Dying is to be avoided because it can ruin your whole career.

Bob Hope

Rock and roll is catching on all over . . . France . . . England . . . They even have it in Japan, only over there they call it judo.
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Funny Humorous Rocks
I do benefits for all religions – I’d hate to blow the hereafter on a technicality.
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Friend Funny Hate Inspiration
A James Cagney love scene is one where he lets the other guy live.
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Funny Hope Love
Most of the people who came for dancing lessons had Rumba ambitions and minuet bodies
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Ambition Dancing People
The help (in Japan) is very polite. They bow so much, you don’t know which end to talk to.
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Country Funny Humorous People
It was a great honour to be inducted into the Hall of Fame. I didn’t know they had a caddie division.
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Caddies Division Fame Golf
I don’t know if the presidential candidates are running for the White House or Animal House.
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Animal Running White
I have performed for 12 presidents and entertained only six.
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Men President Six
Culture is the ability to describe Jane Russell without moving your hands
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Culture Hands Moving
One of our stock lines used to be “There’s nothing I wouldn’t do for Bing, and there’s nothing he wouldn’t do for me.” And that’s the way we go through life – doing nothing for each other!
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Each Lines Nothing Other Stock Way
Don’t tempt me, I can resist anything but temptation.
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Anything Resist Temptation
I’ve always felt England was a great place for a comic to work. It’s an island and the audience can’t run very far.
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Funny Humorous Running
Milton Hope led the singing of Happy Birthday … He would say, ‘Keep it sweet and short and don’t try to be funny.’
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Singing Sweet Trying
Everybody knows what California smog is – that’s fog with the vitamins removed.
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Country Fog Funny Remove
The only troulbe is that when I win, I always have to engage and attorney before I can draw the money.
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Before Draw Engage Money Only Trouble
It’s so cold here in Washington, D.C., that politicians have their hands in their own pockets.
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Cold Hands Pockets Politician

Dying is to be avoided because it can ruin your whole career.

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