That’s life. The older you get, the tougher it is to score.
BOB HOPEThe high point of the act is when he (Uri Durov) puts his head inside the bear’s huge jaws. I wouldn’t even try that with my agent.
More Bob Hope Quotes
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Television is the box they buried entertainment in.
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The high point of the act is when he (Uri Durov) puts his head inside the bear’s huge jaws. I wouldn’t even try that with my agent.
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The good news is that Jesus is coming back. The bad news is that he’s really pissed off.
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It’s a wonderful world. It may destroy itself but you’ll be able to watch it all on TV.
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The help (in Japan) is very polite. They bow so much, you don’t know which end to talk to.
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Happiness is watching the TV at your girlfriend’s house during a power failure.
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Personally, I never drink on Oscar nights, as it interferes with my suffering.
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If you watch a game, it’s fun. If you play it, it’s recreation. If you work at it, it’s golf.
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The best thing about growing older is that it takes such a long time.
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Sure Vietnam is a dirty war. I’ve never heard of a clean one.
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I have seen what a laugh can do. It can transform almost unbearable tears into something bearable, even hopeful.
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I do try to work out a little. I go swimming twice a day. It beats buying golf balls.
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I’d give up golf if I didn’t have so many sweaters.
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He hits the ball 130 yards and his jewelry goes 150.
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You could buy my book in a paperback edition for a dollar, and in hard covers for $3.50. And for fifty cents extra.
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