The workers love Khrushchev very much. He hasn’t got an enemy in the entire country. Quite a few under it.
BOB HOPEThe high point of the act is when he (Uri Durov) puts his head inside the bear’s huge jaws. I wouldn’t even try that with my agent.
More Bob Hope Quotes
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The good news is that Jesus is coming back. The bad news is that he’s really pissed off.
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You know you’ve reached middle age when your weightlifting consists merely of standing up.
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The only troulbe is that when I win, I always have to engage and attorney before I can draw the money.
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When they asked Jack Benny to do something for the Actor’s Orphanage – he shot both his parents and moved in.
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The help (in Japan) is very polite. They bow so much, you don’t know which end to talk to.
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President Eisenhower has given up golf for painting. It takes fewer strokes.
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Lots of travel, away from home.
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Pebble Beach is Alcatraz with grass.
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I was lucky, you know, I always had a beautiful girl and the money was good. Although I would have done the whole thing over for, oh, perhaps half.
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That’s life. The older you get, the tougher it is to score.
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Most of the people who came for dancing lessons had Rumba ambitions and minuet bodies
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Free speech isn’t dead in Germany and Italy, merely the speakers.
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Milton Hope led the singing of Happy Birthday … He would say, ‘Keep it sweet and short and don’t try to be funny.’
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A James Cagney love scene is one where he lets the other guy live.
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I see the Beatles have arrived from England. They were 40 pounds overweight – and that was just their hair.
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I feel very humble, but I think I have the strength of character to fight it.
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It’s very frustrating making a picture in Paris. We work hard all day at the studio to get a love scene just right. Then, on my way home, I see couples on every street corner doing it better.
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The big difference in those days was that in England the Government subsidized TV, in America we work on TV so we can subsidize the Government.
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I have performed for 12 presidents and entertained only six.
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Not that they were that anxious to see Ronnie as President; they were afraid if he didn’t get elected, he’d go back to acting.
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The home videos aren’t as good, but they are seeming to get better.
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Did you see where President Reagan finally got a hearing aid? People have been telling him to get one for years, but he couldn’t hear them.
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Dying is to be avoided because it can ruin your whole career.
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There are many talented English personalities, but unfortunately they were all in Hollywood.
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Everybody knows what California smog is – that’s fog with the vitamins removed.
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I once showed Pat Bradley my swing and said, ‘What do I do next?’ Pat replied, ‘Wait till the pain dies down.’
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