I went to play golf and tried to shoot my age, but I shot my weight instead.
BOB HOPEThe high point of the act is when he (Uri Durov) puts his head inside the bear’s huge jaws. I wouldn’t even try that with my agent.
More Bob Hope Quotes
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The service at the Imperial (Tokyo) is the finest I’ve encountered anywhere. There was a button next to my bed marked ROOM SERVICE – and a maid to press it for me.
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The Concorde is great. It gives you three extra hours to find your luggage.
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My idea of Christmas, whether old-fashioned or modern, is very simple: loving others. Come to think of it, why do we have to wait for Christmas to do that?
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Please don’t stand up on my account.
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I come around to your house personally and wet your finger while you’re turning the pages.
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Rock and roll is catching on all over . . . France . . . England . . . They even have it in Japan, only over there they call it judo.
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If you watch a game, it’s fun. If you play it, it’s recreation. If you work at it, it’s golf.
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Did you see where President Reagan finally got a hearing aid? People have been telling him to get one for years, but he couldn’t hear them.
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I tell jokes to pay my green fees.
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I’ve been playing the game so long that my handicap is in Roman numerals.
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I’d give up golf if I didn’t have so many sweaters.
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President Eisenhower has given up golf for painting. It takes fewer strokes.
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It was a great honour to be inducted into the Hall of Fame. I didn’t know they had a caddie division.
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The older you get, the tougher it is to lose weight, because by then your body and your fat are really good friends.
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We’re on our way to the Persian Gulf. Wait! It’s a mistake! I thought they said Persian Golf.
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