The workers love Khrushchev very much. He hasn’t got an enemy in the entire country. Quite a few under it.
BOB HOPEThe older you get, the tougher it is to lose weight, because by then your body and your fat are really good friends.
More Bob Hope Quotes
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I like to come to Washington, D.C., at least once a year. Why should my tax money travel more than I do?
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The help (in Japan) is very polite. They bow so much, you don’t know which end to talk to.
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Please don’t stand up on my account.
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I’ve been married fifty-five years and I’ve been home three weeks.
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When I miss a shot I just think what a beautiful day it is. And what pure fresh air I’m breathing. Then I take a deep breath. I have to do that. That’s what gives me the strength to break the club.
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Kissing is like drinking tea with a tea strainer, you can never get enough.
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Pebble Beach is Alcatraz with grass.
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Chiropractic is a wonderful means of natural healing!
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At the Academy Award Dinners all the actors and actresses in Hollywood gather around to see what someone else thinks about their acting besides their press agents.
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Television is the box they buried entertainment in.
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We had a very successful trip to Russia. We made it back.
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If you think golf is relaxing, you’re not playing it right.
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Personally, I never drink on Oscar nights, as it interferes with my suffering.
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I never kick my ball in the rough or improve my lie in a sand trap. For that I have a caddie.
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Ronald Reagan is not a typical politician because he doesn’t know how to lie, cheat, and steal. He’s always had an agent for that.
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