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The older you get, the tougher it is to lose weight, because by then your body and your fat are really good friends.

Bob Hope

The workers love Khrushchev very much. He hasn’t got an enemy in the entire country. Quite a few under it.
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Country Funny Humorous
I like to come to Washington, D.C., at least once a year. Why should my tax money travel more than I do?
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One Should Taxes Travel Years
The help (in Japan) is very polite. They bow so much, you don’t know which end to talk to.
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Country Funny Humorous People
Please don’t stand up on my account.
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Account Line One Please Stand
I’ve been married fifty-five years and I’ve been home three weeks.
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Home Marriage Years
When I miss a shot I just think what a beautiful day it is. And what pure fresh air I’m breathing. Then I take a deep breath. I have to do that. That’s what gives me the strength to break the club.
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Beautiful Break Breathing Miss Strength
Kissing is like drinking tea with a tea strainer, you can never get enough.
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Drinking Kissing Tea
Pebble Beach is Alcatraz with grass.
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Beach Golf Grass Pebbles
Chiropractic is a wonderful means of natural healing!
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Healing Mean Wonderful
At the Academy Award Dinners all the actors and actresses in Hollywood gather around to see what someone else thinks about their acting besides their press agents.
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Acting Awards Hollywood Press Thinking
Television is the box they buried entertainment in.
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Boxes Entertainment Television
We had a very successful trip to Russia. We made it back.
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Funny Humorous Successful
If you think golf is relaxing, you’re not playing it right.
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Golf Relax Right Thinking
Personally, I never drink on Oscar nights, as it interferes with my suffering.
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Drinking Night Suffering
I never kick my ball in the rough or improve my lie in a sand trap. For that I have a caddie.
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Caddies Golf Lying
Ronald Reagan is not a typical politician because he doesn’t know how to lie, cheat, and steal. He’s always had an agent for that.
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Agents Lying Typical

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