Kissing is like drinking tea with a tea strainer, you can never get enough.
BOB HOPEI once showed Pat Bradley my swing and said, ‘What do I do next?’ Pat replied, ‘Wait till the pain dies down.’
More Bob Hope Quotes
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We didn’t know that in America after the war, you wouldn’t be able to get into a sushi joint without a reservation. And we thought they lost.
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Culture is the ability to describe Jane Russell without moving your hands
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Baseball is a soap opera that plays out day after day, one that a lot of elderly women watch until the characters and the plot becomes a part of their life.
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One of the greatest gifts to mankind is laughter, and one of the greatest gifts to laughter is Lucille Ball. God has her now but thanks to television, we’ll have her forever.
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I always like to go to Washington D.C. It gives me a chance to visit my money.
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He was bare chested and in good trim. I said that just looking at him I knew there would always be an England
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The home videos aren’t as good, but they are seeming to get better.
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Bing Crosby and I weren’t the types to go around kissing each other. We always had a light jab for each other.
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I have performed for 12 presidents and entertained only six.
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England occupies a warm spot in my affections. It was the scene of my greatest performance. I was born there.
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I feel very humble, but I think I have the strength of character to fight it.
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Sure Vietnam is a dirty war. I’ve never heard of a clean one.
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Milton Hope led the singing of Happy Birthday … He would say, ‘Keep it sweet and short and don’t try to be funny.’
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When we recall the past, we usually find that it is the simplest things – not the great occasions – that in retrospect give off the greatest glow of happiness.
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I’ve got to watch myself these days. It’s too exciting watching anyone else.
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The Governor has no presidential aspirations. In fact he just made a tour of 43 states just to tell them he’s not running for anything.
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The old water heater in my dressing room was working, but it was kind of tired. It gave off about as much warmth as an agent’s handshake.
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Chiropractic is a wonderful means of natural healing!
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Everybody knows what California smog is – that’s fog with the vitamins removed.
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When they asked Jack Benny to do something for the Actor’s Orphanage – he shot both his parents and moved in.
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Cypress Point is such a beautiful place, but it’s also very exclusive. They had a very successful membership drive last month. They drove out forty members.
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That’s life. The older you get, the tougher it is to score.
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We had a very successful trip to Russia. We made it back.
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Television. That’s where movies go when they die.
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Titleist has offered me a big contract not to play its balls.
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The firm is really ahead of the times. It has a stock market ticker that prints its report on thin aspirins.
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