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I feel very humble, but I think I have the strength of character to fight it.

Bob Hope

If you watch a game, it’s fun. If you play it, it’s recreation. If you work at it, it’s golf.
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Funny Hope Inspirational Sports
Out here in the Pacific, they have typhoons and hurricanes that blow over 200 miles an hour. We have tornadoes and hurricanes back home, but I don’t worry about them. The mortgage on my house is so heavy that nothing could budge it.
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Blow Home Hurricane Tornadoes Typhoon Worry
By the 9th hole they were engaged and when they finished on 18 they had a foursome.
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Eighteen Engaged Finished Foursome
We didn’t know that in America after the war, you wouldn’t be able to get into a sushi joint without a reservation. And we thought they lost.
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Able Although Country Lost Reservation
Television is the box they buried entertainment in.
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Boxes Entertainment Television
Now that the war is winding down, I want to say I do appreciate you fellows hanging around here – just for me.
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Appreciate Want War Winding
I see the Beatles have arrived from England. They were 40 pounds overweight – and that was just their hair.
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England Hair Line One
Failure is the only thing I’ve ever been a success at.
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Decent Garden State
Personally, I never drink on Oscar nights, as it interferes with my suffering.
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Drinking Night Suffering
It’s a wonderful way to live, and not a bad way to go, either. The average Frenchman is still smiling three months after he’s dead.
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Average Funny Humorous
I just hope I don’t have to explain all the times I’ve used His name in vain when I get up there.
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Get Golf Names Vain
I like to play in the low 70’s. If it gets any hotter than that I’ll stay in the bar!
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Bars Golf Hotter Play
If I had that kind of money, I wouldn’t come to Vietnam, I’d send for it.
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Country Kind Line Money One People
America is a country where the Olympics and the divorce lawyers both have the same slogan – Go for the Gold.
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Country Funny Humorous
It was a typically British birth… I was three at the time. They had a strike in the maternity ward… I came out in sympathy.
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Funny Hilarious Sympathy Witty
For the first time, you can actually see the losers turn green
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Firsts Green Oscars
The workers love Khrushchev very much. He hasn’t got an enemy in the entire country. Quite a few under it.
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Country Funny Humorous
Not that they were that anxious to see Ronnie as President; they were afraid if he didn’t get elected, he’d go back to acting.
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Acting Funny President
I always like to go to Washington D.C. It gives me a chance to visit my money.
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Country Funny Money People
US President Gerald Ford’s golf was so bad we thought he was a ‘Hitman for the PGA!
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Ford Gerald Golf President
I went to play golf and tried to shoot my age, but I shot my weight instead.
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Age Golf Play Tried Weight
Most of the people who came for dancing lessons had Rumba ambitions and minuet bodies
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Ambition Dancing People
The only thing chicken about Israel is their soup.
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Country Humorous People Soup
Kids are wonderful, but I like mine barbecued.
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Comedy Kids Wonderful
I led such a sheltered life I didn’t go out with girls until I was almost four.
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Four Girl Lives Sheltered
I like to come to Washington, D.C., at least once a year. Why should my tax money travel more than I do?
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One Should Taxes Travel Years
I’ve been playing the game so long that my handicap is in Roman numerals.
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Games Golf Numeral Roman

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