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As the colonel and I sat swapping stories in the plane, a jet aircraft buzzed past our window.

Bob Hope

I was lucky, you know, I always had a beautiful girl and the money was good. Although I would have done the whole thing over for, oh, perhaps half.
BOB HOPE

Although Beautiful Girl Lucky Over Thing Whole
I’ll shoot my age if I have to live to be 105.
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Age Golf Live Shoot
It’s not hard to find Gerry Ford on a golf course – you just follow the wounded.
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Course Golf Wounded
He hits the ball 130 yards and his jewelry goes 150.
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Balls Go Golf Yards
I don’t know if the presidential candidates are running for the White House or Animal House.
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Animal Running White
Television. That’s where movies go when they die.
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Country Dies Movie People Television
The Governor has no presidential aspirations. In fact he just made a tour of 43 states just to tell them he’s not running for anything.
BOB HOPE

Aspiration Funny Presidential Running States
Chiropractic is a wonderful means of natural healing!
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Healing Mean Wonderful
When you get over 95, every day is your day.
BOB HOPE

Country Day Every Get Over People
The big difference in those days was that in England the Government subsidized TV, in America we work on TV so we can subsidize the Government.
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Country Funny Government Humorous People
The Concorde is great. It gives you three extra hours to find your luggage.
BOB HOPE

Funny Giving Humor
Audiences are my best friends. You never tire of talking with your best friends.
BOB HOPE

Best Friend Talking Tire
The workers love Khrushchev very much. He hasn’t got an enemy in the entire country. Quite a few under it.
BOB HOPE

Country Funny Humorous
A Freudian slip is when you say one thing but mean your mother.
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Day Mean Motherhood Mothers
I love flying. I’ve been to almost as many places as my luggage.
BOB HOPE

Flying Funny Travel Luggage
Bing Crosby and I play a lot of golf together and I have a small course at my place where we often play for side stakes.
BOB HOPE

Course Golf Play Small Winning

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