More from Bob Hope
Christianity is a religion in a rush.
Yann MartelYann Martel When they asked Jack Benny to do something for the Actor’s Orphanage – he shot both his parents and moved in.
Bob HopeBob Hope I feel, first of all, very privileged that these people think enough of me that they made me commissioner. And it’s almost like, as Yogi Berra said, ‘deja vu all over again.’
Bobby HullBobby Hull Once it’s too late, you appreciate what a miracle life is.
Bill WattersonBill Watterson He was bare chested and in good trim. I said that just looking at him I knew there would always be an England
Bob HopeBob Hope Culture is the ability to describe Jane Russell without moving your hands
Bob HopeBob Hope US President Gerald Ford’s golf was so bad we thought he was a ‘Hitman for the PGA!
Bob HopeBob Hope A few years ago he had a big heart transplant in Chicago, a five-hour operation. It took the doctors four hours to get him on the operating table.
Bob HopeBob Hope We had a very successful trip to Russia. We made it back.
Bob HopeBob Hope There are many talented English personalities, but unfortunately they were all in Hollywood.
Bob HopeBob Hope We continue to negotiate and hope that this will quickly be resolved.
Bob DuPuyBob DuPuy [on pop idol Donny Osmond] He has Van Gogh’s ear for music.
Billy WilderBilly Wilder Thus to share in the sufferings of Christ is, at the same time, to suffer for the kingdom of God. In the eyes of the just God, before his judgment. Those who share in the sufferings of Christ become worthy of this kingdom.
Pope John Paul IIPope John Paul II I have the perfect simplified tax form for government. Why don’t they just print our money with a return address on it?
Bob HopeBob Hope People from the rock and roll world have felt for years that electronic music had no soul, but now electronic music can not only have soul but have all the shapes in the world.
BjorkBjork Golf is my real profession. Entertainment is just a sideline. I tell jokes to pay my greens fees.
Bob HopeBob Hope
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Thoughts on a tapestry. Colour or black and white. A brush, a pen, A flash of light. Ideas flowing soon, about to take flight.
Gerard GleesonGerard Gleeson Like deep water, she was silent. His lips tasted of salt. He was both addicting and bitter all at once.
MoomerMoomer Always show kindness and love to others. Your words might be filling the empty places in someone else heart.
Alexander KandovAlexander Kandov And I would lie on your chest for hours and dream about the world in your arms but your thoughts were in another world.
Ani ShahverdyanAni Shahverdyan Your smile and your laughter lit my whole world.
Ranata SuzukiRanata Suzuki Often all we can do is breathe, even that can be hard sometimes.
Julia Kellogg HenryJulia Kellogg Henry I am addicted to your madness drunk on your toxic love. Infect me with your poison, lets make storms rage above.
Laura Natoli-KearneyLaura Natoli-Kearney The more you fail, recover, and improve, the better you are as a person.
Laura CleggLaura Clegg
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I could not wait for the sun to come up the next morning so that I could get out on the course again.
Ben HoganBen Hogan I never played a round when I didn’t learn something new about the game.
Ben HoganBen Hogan A good golf course makes you want to play so badly that you hardly have the time to change your shoes.
Ben CrenshawBen Crenshaw Placing the ball in the right position for the next shot is eighty percent of winning golf.
Ben HoganBen Hogan I play with friends, but we don’t play friendly games.
Ben HoganBen Hogan This is happening all over the world. It’s not just this golf course. Hopefully, if it stays dry, it will let a few more people in (contention). If it gets wet, though, there’s only a few people where it’s attainable.
Ben CrenshawBen Crenshaw There are no shortcuts in the quest for perfection.
Ben HoganBen Hogan Control is the main thing, and the tee shot is the most important shot in golf. You’ve got to hit the fairway before you have a good chance of putting the ball close to the pin. You can be the greatest iron player in the world, but if you’re in the boondocks it won’t do you any good.
Ben HoganBen Hogan