You know what a fan letter is – it’s just an inky raspberry.
BOB HOPEI’ll shoot my age if I have to live to be 105.
More Bob Hope Quotes
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If you watch a game, it’s fun. If you play it, it’s recreation. If you work at it, it’s golf.
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If you think golf is relaxing, you’re not playing it right.
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A few years ago he had a big heart transplant in Chicago, a five-hour operation. It took the doctors four hours to get him on the operating table.
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It’s amazing how many people you see on TV. I did my first television show a month ago, and the next day five million television sets were sold. The people who couldn’t sell theirs threw them away.
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The Concorde is great. It gives you three extra hours to find your luggage.
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I have performed for 12 presidents and entertained only six.
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Pebble Beach is Alcatraz with grass.
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I love flying. I’ve been to almost as many places as my luggage.
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I tell jokes to pay my green fees.
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Out here in the Pacific, they have typhoons and hurricanes that blow over 200 miles an hour. We have tornadoes and hurricanes back home, but I don’t worry about them. The mortgage on my house is so heavy that nothing could budge it.
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Contrary to what certain comedians have led you to believe, the national French pastime is picnicking.
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A photographer kept shooting me every time I swung. I was very flattered until I found out he was from Field and Stream.
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I just hope I don’t have to explain all the times I’ve used His name in vain when I get up there.
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I get upset over a bad shot just like anyone else. But it’s silly to let the game get to you.
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A Freudian slip is when you say one thing but mean your mother.
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