“I have the perfect simplified tax form for government. Why don’t they just print our money with a return address on it?”

We’re born alone. We do need each other. It’s lonely to really effectively live your life, and anyone you can get help from or give help to; that’s part of your obligation.

The Governor has no presidential aspirations. In fact he just made a tour of 43 states just to tell them he’s not running for anything.

England occupies a warm spot in my affections. It was the scene of my greatest performance. I was born there.

Milton Hope led the singing of Happy Birthday … He would say, ‘Keep it sweet and short and don’t try to be funny.’

Everybody knows what California smog is – that’s fog with the vitamins removed.

I made that picture, and then suddenly the whole situation closed in again. And it became bedlam.(On the 1968 shooting of U.S. presidential candidate Bobby Kennedy.)

Better informed delegates, better workplace safety saves companies money. Unions are very good at safety. We are good at teaching delegates how to resolve disputes.

When you get over 95, every day is your day.

The bottom line is that TV can either be a great asset to your career, or if you’re a complete ass that people hate, it can be the final nail in your coffin.

Christianity is a religion in a rush.

When they asked Jack Benny to do something for the Actor’s Orphanage – he shot both his parents and moved in.

I feel, first of all, very privileged that these people think enough of me that they made me commissioner. And it’s almost like, as Yogi Berra said, ‘deja vu all over again.’

Once it’s too late, you appreciate what a miracle life is.

He was bare chested and in good trim. I said that just looking at him I knew there would always be an England

Culture is the ability to describe Jane Russell without moving your hands

US President Gerald Ford’s golf was so bad we thought he was a ‘Hitman for the PGA!

All our problems, all our disputes, all our disagreements can be resolved quickly to mutual satisfaction if we address the question.

President Bush in his inaugural address talked about bringing freedom to countries that don’t have it. He didn’t specify how.

The progressive approach to policy which directly addresses the effects of white supremacy is simple.

And the tear that is wiped with a little address, May be follow’d perhaps by a smile.

The contradiction in perspective was that it structured all images of reality to address a single spectator who, unlike God, could only be in one place at a time.

And then, just as Wilbur was settling down for his morning nap, he heard again the thin voice that had addressed him the night before. “Salutations!” said the voice. Wilbur jumped to his feet. “Salu-what?” he cried. “Salutations!” repeated the voice.

When email and the Internet came along, I never publish an email address. I just stuck with this P.O. Box address.

The traits the word ‘childish’ addresses are seen so often in adults that we should abolish this age.