My idea of Christmas, whether old-fashioned or modern, is very simple: loving others. Come to think of it, why do we have to wait for Christmas to do that?
BOB HOPEAll British castles and old country homes are supposed to be haunted. It’s in the lease.
More Bob Hope Quotes
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Whenever I play with him , I usually try to make it a foursome – the President, myself, a paramedic and a faith healer.
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It’s so cold here in Washington, D.C., that politicians have their hands in their own pockets.
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Kissing is like drinking tea with a tea strainer, you can never get enough.
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You know you’ve reached middle age when your weightlifting consists merely of standing up.
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The old water heater in my dressing room was working, but it was kind of tired. It gave off about as much warmth as an agent’s handshake.
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Golf is a funny game. It’s done much for health, and at the same time has ruined people by robbing them of their peace of mind. Look at me, I’m the healthiest idiot in the world.
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You could buy my book in a paperback edition for a dollar, and in hard covers for $3.50. And for fifty cents extra.
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When you get over 95, every day is your day.
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A sense of humor is good for you. Have you ever heard of a laughing hyena with heart burn?
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It was a great honour to be inducted into the Hall of Fame. I didn’t know they had a caddie division.
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I’d give up golf if I didn’t have so many sweaters.
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It’s not hard to find Gerry Ford on a golf course – you just follow the wounded.
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We had a very successful trip to Russia. We made it back.
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I love to go to Washington – if only to be near my money.
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The firm is really ahead of the times. It has a stock market ticker that prints its report on thin aspirins.
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