Milton Hope led the singing of Happy Birthday … He would say, ‘Keep it sweet and short and don’t try to be funny.’
BOB HOPEI never kick my ball in the rough or improve my lie in a sand trap. For that I have a caddie.
More Bob Hope Quotes
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Laughter is therapy-an instant vacation.
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My idea of Christmas, whether old-fashioned or modern, is very simple: loving others. Come to think of it, why do we have to wait for Christmas to do that?
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The home videos aren’t as good, but they are seeming to get better.
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Culture is the ability to describe Jane Russell without moving your hands
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The older you get, the tougher it is to lose weight, because by then your body and your fat are really good friends.
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When she started to play, Steinway came down personally and rubbed his name off the piano.
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When they asked Jack Benny to do something for the Actor’s Orphanage – he shot both his parents and moved in.
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US President Gerald Ford’s golf was so bad we thought he was a ‘Hitman for the PGA!
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Contrary to what certain comedians have led you to believe, the national French pastime is picnicking.
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We didn’t know that in America after the war, you wouldn’t be able to get into a sushi joint without a reservation. And we thought they lost.
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All British castles and old country homes are supposed to be haunted. It’s in the lease.
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Chiropractic is a wonderful means of natural healing!
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I only speak a little pigeon French. Just enough to get by with the little French pigeons.
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Having so many gold courses so close together was ideal for me. With my slice I could enjoy three or four golf courses at the same time.
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Dying is to be avoided because it can ruin your whole career.
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Out here in the Pacific, they have typhoons and hurricanes that blow over 200 miles an hour. We have tornadoes and hurricanes back home, but I don’t worry about them. The mortgage on my house is so heavy that nothing could budge it.
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I don’t know if the presidential candidates are running for the White House or Animal House.
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The Concorde is great. It gives you three extra hours to find your luggage.
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Happiness is watching the TV at your girlfriend’s house during a power failure.
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It’s a wonderful way to live, and not a bad way to go, either. The average Frenchman is still smiling three months after he’s dead.
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My secret for staying young is good food, plenty of rest, and a makeup man with a spray gun.
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I’ve never wanted an Oscar, although they are reassuring to an actor who doesn’t know how really great he is.
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Sure Vietnam is a dirty war. I’ve never heard of a clean one.
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I just hope I don’t have to explain all the times I’ve used His name in vain when I get up there.
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It’s amazing how many people you see on TV. I did my first television show a month ago, and the next day five million television sets were sold. The people who couldn’t sell theirs threw them away.
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That’s life. The older you get, the tougher it is to score.
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