Tokyo cab drivers are all ex-kamikaze pilots.
BOB HOPEI never kick my ball in the rough or improve my lie in a sand trap. For that I have a caddie.
More Bob Hope Quotes
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We’re on our way to the Persian Gulf. Wait! It’s a mistake! I thought they said Persian Golf.
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He hits the ball 130 yards and his jewelry goes 150.
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Milton Hope led the singing of Happy Birthday … He would say, ‘Keep it sweet and short and don’t try to be funny.’
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I’ve always been in the right place and time. Of course, I steered myself there.
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Golf is a funny game. It’s done much for health, and at the same time has ruined people by robbing them of their peace of mind. Look at me, I’m the healthiest idiot in the world.
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Titleist has offered me a big contract not to play its balls.
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She spoke perfect English, which led to considerable trouble. She couldn’t understand us at all.
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I love to go to Washington – if only to be near my money.
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It’s a wonderful way to live, and not a bad way to go, either. The average Frenchman is still smiling three months after he’s dead.
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At the Academy Award Dinners all the actors and actresses in Hollywood gather around to see what someone else thinks about their acting besides their press agents.
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I ruined my hands in the ring. The referee kept stepping on them.
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He was bare chested and in good trim. I said that just looking at him I knew there would always be an England
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We had a very successful trip to Russia. We made it back.
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I was lucky I wasn’t a better boxer, or that’s what I’d be now – a punchy ex-pug.
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I asked the colonel what type of aircraft it was, and he said, “Don’t worry about it, Bob. . . if you can see it, it’s obsolete.”
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