Kids are wonderful, but I like mine barbecued.
BOB HOPETitleist has offered me a big contract not to play its balls.
More Bob Hope Quotes
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Audiences are my best friends. You never tire of talking with your best friends.
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I’ve never wanted an Oscar, although they are reassuring to an actor who doesn’t know how really great he is.
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Don’t tempt me, I can resist anything but temptation.
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If you think golf is relaxing, you’re not playing it right.
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Kissing is like drinking tea with a tea strainer, you can never get enough.
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I’ve always felt England was a great place for a comic to work. It’s an island and the audience can’t run very far.
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I never kick my ball in the rough or improve my lie in a sand trap. For that I have a caddie.
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We flew over to England by the same route Churchill took. It was easy. All we had to do was follow the cigar ashes.
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I once showed Pat Bradley my swing and said, ‘What do I do next?’ Pat replied, ‘Wait till the pain dies down.’
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I get upset over a bad shot just like anyone else. But it’s silly to let the game get to you.
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I was called Rembrandt Hope in my boxing days, because I spent so much time on the canvas.
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She said she was approaching forty, and I couldn’t help wondering from what direction.
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It’s not hard to find Gerry Ford on a golf course – you just follow the wounded.
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I do benefits for all religions – I’d hate to blow the hereafter on a technicality.
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Dying is to be avoided because it can ruin your whole career.
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She spoke perfect English, which led to considerable trouble. She couldn’t understand us at all.
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It’s a wonderful world. It may destroy itself but you’ll be able to watch it all on TV.
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Sure Vietnam is a dirty war. I’ve never heard of a clean one.
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When she started to play, Steinway came down personally and rubbed his name off the piano.
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It was a great honour to be inducted into the Hall of Fame. I didn’t know they had a caddie division.
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I don’t bother to look for parking space anymore. As soon as I get near Hollywood Boulevard … I sell.
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Contrary to what certain comedians have led you to believe, the national French pastime is picnicking.
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Please don’t stand up on my account.
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A photographer kept shooting me every time I swung. I was very flattered until I found out he was from Field and Stream.
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US President Gerald Ford’s golf was so bad we thought he was a ‘Hitman for the PGA!
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You know you’ve reached middle age when your weightlifting consists merely of standing up.
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