Everybody knows what California smog is – that’s fog with the vitamins removed.
BOB HOPETokyo cab drivers are all ex-kamikaze pilots.
More Bob Hope Quotes
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If you watch a game, it’s fun. If you play it, it’s recreation. If you work at it, it’s golf.
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Timing is the essence of life, and definitely of comedy.
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YOU CAN ONLY DO ONE THING AT A TIME SO CONCENTRATE ON IT.
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A photographer kept shooting me every time I swung. I was very flattered until I found out he was from Field and Stream.
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Out here in the Pacific, they have typhoons and hurricanes that blow over 200 miles an hour. We have tornadoes and hurricanes back home, but I don’t worry about them. The mortgage on my house is so heavy that nothing could budge it.
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I once showed Pat Bradley my swing and said, ‘What do I do next?’ Pat replied, ‘Wait till the pain dies down.’
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Television is the box they buried entertainment in.
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When I miss a shot I just think what a beautiful day it is. And what pure fresh air I’m breathing. Then I take a deep breath. I have to do that. That’s what gives me the strength to break the club.
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On one hole, I hit an alligator so hard, he’s now my golf bag.
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The workers love Khrushchev very much. He hasn’t got an enemy in the entire country. Quite a few under it.
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I don’t bother to look for parking space anymore. As soon as I get near Hollywood Boulevard … I sell.
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US President Gerald Ford’s golf was so bad we thought he was a ‘Hitman for the PGA!
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Whenever I play with him , I usually try to make it a foursome – the President, myself, a paramedic and a faith healer.
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It’s very frustrating making a picture in Paris. We work hard all day at the studio to get a love scene just right. Then, on my way home, I see couples on every street corner doing it better.
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All British castles and old country homes are supposed to be haunted. It’s in the lease.
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