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Tokyo cab drivers are all ex-kamikaze pilots.

Bob Hope

Having so many gold courses so close together was ideal for me. With my slice I could enjoy three or four golf courses at the same time.
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Funny Golf Same Time Together
Jimmy Stewart could have been a good golfer, but he speaks so slowly that by the time he yells ‘Fore!’ the guy he’s hit is already in an ambulance on the way to the hospital.
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Ambulance Golf Golfer Guy Slowly Speaks Time Way
Kids are wonderful, but I like mine barbecued.
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Comedy Kids Wonderful
It was a typically British birth… I was three at the time. They had a strike in the maternity ward… I came out in sympathy.
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Funny Hilarious Sympathy Witty
I see the Beatles have arrived from England. They were 40 pounds overweight – and that was just their hair.
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England Hair Line One
Timing is the essence of life, and definitely of comedy.
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Comedy Definitely Essence Life
Be happy you guys. Be proud! You know what you are: you’re God’s frozen people.
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Frozen Guy People
We had a very successful trip to Russia. We made it back.
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Funny Humorous Successful
America is a country where the Olympics and the divorce lawyers both have the same slogan – Go for the Gold.
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Country Funny Humorous
Sure Vietnam is a dirty war. I’ve never heard of a clean one.
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Country Dirty People War
The only thing chicken about Israel is their soup.
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Country Humorous People Soup
I love flying. I’ve been to almost as many places as my luggage.
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Flying Funny Travel Luggage
The high point of the act is when he (Uri Durov) puts his head inside the bear’s huge jaws. I wouldn’t even try that with my agent.
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Act Agents Funny High Inside Trying
Television is the box they buried entertainment in.
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Boxes Entertainment Television
We flew over to England by the same route Churchill took. It was easy. All we had to do was follow the cigar ashes.
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Ashes Country Funny Humorous People
I feel very humble, but I think I have the strength of character to fight it.
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Funny Humble Humor

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