Sure Vietnam is a dirty war. I’ve never heard of a clean one.
BOB HOPEIt’s very frustrating making a picture in Paris. We work hard all day at the studio to get a love scene just right. Then, on my way home, I see couples on every street corner doing it better.
More Bob Hope Quotes
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America is a country where the Olympics and the divorce lawyers both have the same slogan – Go for the Gold.
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Rock and roll is catching on all over . . . France . . . England . . . They even have it in Japan, only over there they call it judo.
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Pebble Beach is Alcatraz with grass.
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I don’t do a lot of political jokes. Too many are getting elected.
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There was nothing subtle about our landing. The pilot just pointed the nose at the ground and let her rip.
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Golf is my profession Show business is just to pay the green fees.
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The older you get, the tougher it is to lose weight, because by then your body and your fat are really good friends.
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Television. That’s where movies go when they die.
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I tell jokes to pay my green fees.
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My secret for staying young is good food, plenty of rest, and a makeup man with a spray gun.
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Audiences are my best friends. You never tire of talking with your best friends.
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Chiropractic is a wonderful means of natural healing!
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When they asked Jack Benny to do something for the Actor’s Orphanage – he shot both his parents and moved in.
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Personally, I never drink on Oscar nights, as it interferes with my suffering.
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Kids are wonderful, but I like mine barbecued.
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