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It’s very frustrating making a picture in Paris. We work hard all day at the studio to get a love scene just right. Then, on my way home, I see couples on every street corner doing it better.

Bob Hope

Most of the people who came for dancing lessons had Rumba ambitions and minuet bodies
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Ambition Dancing People
Culture is the ability to describe Jane Russell without moving your hands
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Culture Hands Moving
There are many talented English personalities, but unfortunately they were all in Hollywood.
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Funny Humorous Personality Talented
Happiness is watching the TV at your girlfriend’s house during a power failure.
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Failure Girlfriend House Sex
Baseball is a soap opera that plays out day after day, one that a lot of elderly women watch until the characters and the plot becomes a part of their life.
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Baseball Character Kids Personal Plot Side
On one hole, I hit an alligator so hard, he’s now my golf bag.
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Alligators Bags Golf
The big difference in those days was that in England the Government subsidized TV, in America we work on TV so we can subsidize the Government.
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Country Funny Government Humorous People
Celebrities have a way of touching our lives. Perhaps we are influenced by their screen image, or perhaps by their acquired status.
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Christmas Image Littles Screen Touching
The old water heater in my dressing room was working, but it was kind of tired. It gave off about as much warmth as an agent’s handshake.
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Funny Handshake Tired Water
It’s a wonderful way to live, and not a bad way to go, either. The average Frenchman is still smiling three months after he’s dead.
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Average Funny Humorous
If my golf game was a prize fight, they’d stop it.
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Fighting Games Golf
She spoke perfect English, which led to considerable trouble. She couldn’t understand us at all.
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America Funny Humorous
Personally, I never drink on Oscar nights, as it interferes with my suffering.
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Drinking Night Suffering
Contrary to what certain comedians have led you to believe, the national French pastime is picnicking.
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Belief Comedian Funny Humorous
I don’t know if the presidential candidates are running for the White House or Animal House.
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Animal Running White
I have the perfect simplified tax form for government. Why don’t they just print our money with a return address on it?
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Addresses Government Perfect Return

It’s very frustrating making a picture in Paris. We work hard all day at the studio to get a love scene just right. Then, on my way home, I see couples on every street corner doing it better.

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It’s very frustrating making a picture in Paris. We work hard all day at the studio to get a love scene just right. Then, on my way home, I see couples on every street corner doing it better.

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