Did you see where President Reagan finally got a hearing aid? People have been telling him to get one for years, but he couldn’t hear them.
BOB HOPEPebble Beach is Alcatraz with grass.
More Bob Hope Quotes
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Failure is the only thing I’ve ever been a success at.
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Ronald Reagan is not a typical politician because he doesn’t know how to lie, cheat, and steal. He’s always had an agent for that.
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If he slices the budget like he slices a golf ball, the nation has nothing to worry about.
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Bing Crosby and I play a lot of golf together and I have a small course at my place where we often play for side stakes.
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There was nothing subtle about our landing. The pilot just pointed the nose at the ground and let her rip.
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I don’t do a lot of political jokes. Too many are getting elected.
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Lots of travel, away from home.
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YOU CAN ONLY DO ONE THING AT A TIME SO CONCENTRATE ON IT.
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My idea of Christmas, whether old-fashioned or modern, is very simple: loving others. Come to think of it, why do we have to wait for Christmas to do that?
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She said she was approaching forty, and I couldn’t help wondering from what direction.
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I feel very humble, but I think I have the strength of character to fight it.
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I was lucky I wasn’t a better boxer, or that’s what I’d be now – a punchy ex-pug.
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Be happy you guys. Be proud! You know what you are: you’re God’s frozen people.
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I’ve always felt England was a great place for a comic to work. It’s an island and the audience can’t run very far.
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Having so many gold courses so close together was ideal for me. With my slice I could enjoy three or four golf courses at the same time.
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The service at the Imperial (Tokyo) is the finest I’ve encountered anywhere. There was a button next to my bed marked ROOM SERVICE – and a maid to press it for me.
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Tokyo cab drivers are all ex-kamikaze pilots.
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I saw more courage, more good humor in the face of discomfort, more love in an era of hate and more devotion to duty than could exist under tyranny.
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One of the greatest gifts to mankind is laughter, and one of the greatest gifts to laughter is Lucille Ball. God has her now but thanks to television, we’ll have her forever.
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I’ve been married fifty-five years and I’ve been home three weeks.
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I just hope I don’t have to explain all the times I’ve used His name in vain when I get up there.
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Congratulations to whoever is finally booking music we love. It’s going to get us out of the house after dark!
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And on nearby islands, the Japanese army was eating raw fish. We felt sorry for them.
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A photographer kept shooting me every time I swung. I was very flattered until I found out he was from Field and Stream.
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It’s very frustrating making a picture in Paris. We work hard all day at the studio to get a love scene just right. Then, on my way home, I see couples on every street corner doing it better.
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You know you’ve reached middle age when your weightlifting consists merely of standing up.
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