England occupies a warm spot in my affections. It was the scene of my greatest performance. I was born there.
BOB HOPEPebble Beach is Alcatraz with grass.
More Bob Hope Quotes
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The Concorde is great. It gives you three extra hours to find your luggage.
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Chiropractic is a wonderful means of natural healing!
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Baseball is a soap opera that plays out day after day, one that a lot of elderly women watch until the characters and the plot becomes a part of their life.
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The good news is that Jesus is coming back. The bad news is that he’s really pissed off.
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I do try to work out a little. I go swimming twice a day. It beats buying golf balls.
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I always like to go to Washington D.C. It gives me a chance to visit my money.
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The home videos aren’t as good, but they are seeming to get better.
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My secret for staying young is good food, plenty of rest, and a makeup man with a spray gun.
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The big difference in those days was that in England the Government subsidized TV, in America we work on TV so we can subsidize the Government.
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I asked the colonel what type of aircraft it was, and he said, “Don’t worry about it, Bob. . . if you can see it, it’s obsolete.”
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We didn’t know that in America after the war, you wouldn’t be able to get into a sushi joint without a reservation. And we thought they lost.
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Free speech isn’t dead in Germany and Italy, merely the speakers.
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He was bare chested and in good trim. I said that just looking at him I knew there would always be an England
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Contrary to what certain comedians have led you to believe, the national French pastime is picnicking.
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Television is the box they buried entertainment in.
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