That’s life. The older you get, the tougher it is to score.
BOB HOPEI’ve always felt England was a great place for a comic to work. It’s an island and the audience can’t run very far.
More Bob Hope Quotes
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I’ve been playing the game so long that my handicap is in Roman numerals.
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The home videos aren’t as good, but they are seeming to get better.
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My next door neighbor just had a pacemaker installed. They’re still working the bugs out, though. Every time he makes love, my garage door opens.
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She spoke perfect English, which led to considerable trouble. She couldn’t understand us at all.
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I tell jokes to pay my green fees.
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YOU CAN ONLY DO ONE THING AT A TIME SO CONCENTRATE ON IT.
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Don’t tempt me, I can resist anything but temptation.
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When we recall the past, we usually find that it is the simplest things – not the great occasions – that in retrospect give off the greatest glow of happiness.
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I’ve never wanted an Oscar, although they are reassuring to an actor who doesn’t know how really great he is.
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You can calculate Zsa Zsa Gabor’s age by the rings on her fingers.
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Laughter is therapy-an instant vacation.
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I’ve got to watch myself these days. It’s too exciting watching anyone else.
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If you watch a game, it’s fun. If you play it, it’s recreation. If you work at it, it’s golf.
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Audiences are my best friends. You never tire of talking with your best friends.
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The only troulbe is that when I win, I always have to engage and attorney before I can draw the money.
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