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It’s a wonderful world. It may destroy itself but you’ll be able to watch it all on TV.

Bob Hope

I can’t give up Golf, I’ve got too many sweaters.
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Giving Golf Sweaters Up
Audiences are my best friends. You never tire of talking with your best friends.
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Best Friend Talking Tire
It’s a wonderful way to live, and not a bad way to go, either. The average Frenchman is still smiling three months after he’s dead.
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Average Funny Humorous
One of the greatest gifts to mankind is laughter, and one of the greatest gifts to laughter is Lucille Ball. God has her now but thanks to television, we’ll have her forever.
BOB HOPE

Balls Forever Gifts Good Greatest Laughter Thank
You know you’ve reached middle age when your weightlifting consists merely of standing up.
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Age Country Middle People Weightlifting
A sense of humor is good for you. Have you ever heard of a laughing hyena with heart burn?
BOB HOPE

Heart Humor Laughter
A few years ago he had a big heart transplant in Chicago, a five-hour operation. It took the doctors four hours to get him on the operating table.
BOB HOPE

Doctors Funny Heart Operating Table
She got to enjoy the personal side of the players. They were her kids. The Braves were her family.
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Braves Family Kid Players
I get upset over a bad shot just like anyone else. But it’s silly to let the game get to you.
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Anyone Bad Beautiful Golf Shot Silly
There are many talented English personalities, but unfortunately they were all in Hollywood.
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Funny Humorous Personality Talented
For the first time, you can actually see the losers turn green
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Firsts Green Oscars
The workers love Khrushchev very much. He hasn’t got an enemy in the entire country. Quite a few under it.
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Country Funny Humorous
The Concorde is great. It gives you three extra hours to find your luggage.
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Funny Giving Humor
A Freudian slip is when you say one thing but mean your mother.
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Day Mean Motherhood Mothers
I see the Beatles have arrived from England. They were 40 pounds overweight – and that was just their hair.
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England Hair Line One
I’ve got to watch myself these days. It’s too exciting watching anyone else.
BOB HOPE

Days Line One These Watches

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