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A James Cagney love scene is one where he lets the other guy live.

Bob Hope

If my golf game was a prize fight, they’d stop it.
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Fighting Games Golf
All British castles and old country homes are supposed to be haunted. It’s in the lease.
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Country Funny Humorous Old
President Eisenhower has given up golf for painting. It takes fewer strokes.
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Golf Painting President
I love to go to Washington – if only to be near my money.
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Country Funny Love People Witty
I come around to your house personally and wet your finger while you’re turning the pages.
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Extra Pages Personally Turning
I love flying. I’ve been to almost as many places as my luggage.
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Flying Funny Travel Luggage
I’ve been playing the game so long that my handicap is in Roman numerals.
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Games Golf Numeral Roman
She got to enjoy the personal side of the players. They were her kids. The Braves were her family.
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Braves Family Kid Players
You can calculate Zsa Zsa Gabor’s age by the rings on her fingers.
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Age Calculate Fingers Rings
We have 51 golf courses in Palm Springs. He [President Ford] never decides which course he will play until after the first tee shot.
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Courses Decide Golf Play Spring
The stealth bomber is supposed to be a big deal. It flies in undetected, bombs, then flies away. Hell, I’ve been doing that all my life.
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Bombers Bombs Hell
Now that the war is winding down, I want to say I do appreciate you fellows hanging around here – just for me.
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Appreciate Want War Winding
Audiences are my best friends. You never tire of talking with your best friends.
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Best Friend Talking Tire
Dying is to be avoided because it can ruin your whole career.
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Careers Dying Line One
As the colonel and I sat swapping stories in the plane, a jet aircraft buzzed past our window.
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Food Funny Humorous
A Freudian slip is when you say one thing but mean your mother.
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Day Mean Motherhood Mothers

A James Cagney love scene is one where he lets the other guy live.

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A James Cagney love scene is one where he lets the other guy live.

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