He hits the ball 130 yards and his jewelry goes 150.
BOB HOPEA James Cagney love scene is one where he lets the other guy live.
More Bob Hope Quotes
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Jimmy Stewart could have been a good golfer, but he speaks so slowly that by the time he yells ‘Fore!’ the guy he’s hit is already in an ambulance on the way to the hospital.
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A sense of humor is good for you. Have you ever heard of a laughing hyena with heart burn?
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I see the Beatles have arrived from England. They were 40 pounds overweight – and that was just their hair.
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I’ll shoot my age if I have to live to be 105.
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I get upset over a bad shot just like anyone else. But it’s silly to let the game get to you.
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You know you’ve reached middle age when your weightlifting consists merely of standing up.
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Sure, we did need the oil in America. How else could Dolly Parton get into some of her dresses?
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Rock and roll is catching on all over . . . France . . . England . . . They even have it in Japan, only over there they call it judo.
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I’ve always felt England was a great place for a comic to work. It’s an island and the audience can’t run very far.
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The Concorde is great. It gives you three extra hours to find your luggage.
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I don’t do a lot of political jokes. Too many are getting elected.
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Out here in the Pacific, they have typhoons and hurricanes that blow over 200 miles an hour. We have tornadoes and hurricanes back home, but I don’t worry about them. The mortgage on my house is so heavy that nothing could budge it.
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I was lucky I wasn’t a better boxer, or that’s what I’d be now – a punchy ex-pug.
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I love flying. I’ve been to almost as many places as my luggage.
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My secret for staying young is good food, plenty of rest, and a makeup man with a spray gun.
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I have too much money invested in sweaters.
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I like to come to Washington, D.C., at least once a year. Why should my tax money travel more than I do?
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Kids are wonderful, but I like mine barbecued.
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Bigamy is the only crime where two rites make a wrong.
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I always like to go to Washington D.C. It gives me a chance to visit my money.
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A Freudian slip is when you say one thing but mean your mother.
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I was there. I saw your sons and your husbands, your brothers and your sweethearts. I saw how they worked, played, fought, and lived. I saw some of them die.
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The best thing about growing older is that it takes such a long time.
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Be happy you guys. Be proud! You know what you are: you’re God’s frozen people.
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The service at the Imperial (Tokyo) is the finest I’ve encountered anywhere. There was a button next to my bed marked ROOM SERVICE – and a maid to press it for me.
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Television. That’s where movies go when they die.
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