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BOB HOPEA James Cagney love scene is one where he lets the other guy live.
More Bob Hope Quotes
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The only troulbe is that when I win, I always have to engage and attorney before I can draw the money.
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I’ve been married fifty-five years and I’ve been home three weeks.
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Sure, we did need the oil in America. How else could Dolly Parton get into some of her dresses?
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We didn’t know that in America after the war, you wouldn’t be able to get into a sushi joint without a reservation. And we thought they lost.
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My next door neighbor just had a pacemaker installed. They’re still working the bugs out, though. Every time he makes love, my garage door opens.
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I was called Rembrandt Hope in my boxing days, because I spent so much time on the canvas.
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Cypress Point is such a beautiful place, but it’s also very exclusive. They had a very successful membership drive last month. They drove out forty members.
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A sense of humor is good for you. Have you ever heard of a laughing hyena with heart burn?
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Perfume acts as an anesthetic. By the time she floats a little your way, you’ll promise her anything.
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Pebble Beach is Alcatraz with grass.
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The old water heater in my dressing room was working, but it was kind of tired. It gave off about as much warmth as an agent’s handshake.
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It’s amazing how many people you see on TV. I did my first television show a month ago, and the next day five million television sets were sold. The people who couldn’t sell theirs threw them away.
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If he slices the budget like he slices a golf ball, the nation has nothing to worry about.
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You know you’ve reached middle age when your weightlifting consists merely of standing up.
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She got to enjoy the personal side of the players. They were her kids. The Braves were her family.
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