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A James Cagney love scene is one where he lets the other guy live.

Bob Hope

I tell jokes to pay my green fees.
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Golf Green Pay
I just hope I don’t have to explain all the times I’ve used His name in vain when I get up there.
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Get Golf Names Vain
It’s a wonderful way to live, and not a bad way to go, either. The average Frenchman is still smiling three months after he’s dead.
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Average Funny Humorous
I always like to go to Washington D.C. It gives me a chance to visit my money.
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Country Funny Money People
I have the perfect simplified tax form for government. Why don’t they just print our money with a return address on it?
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Addresses Government Perfect Return
Dying is to be avoided because it can ruin your whole career.
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Careers Dying Line One
I have too much money invested in sweaters.
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Invested Sweater
Lots of travel, away from home.
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Away From Home Line One
She spoke perfect English, which led to considerable trouble. She couldn’t understand us at all.
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America Funny Humorous
There’s a very apt saying in show business: “If you don’t go over budget in Paris, you’re either very rich or very sick. “
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Funny Humorous Paris
When you get over 95, every day is your day.
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Country Day Every Get Over People
Bing Crosby and I play a lot of golf together and I have a small course at my place where we often play for side stakes.
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Course Golf Play Small Winning
Ronald Reagan is not a typical politician because he doesn’t know how to lie, cheat, and steal. He’s always had an agent for that.
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Agents Lying Typical
Not that they were that anxious to see Ronnie as President; they were afraid if he didn’t get elected, he’d go back to acting.
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Acting Funny President
You know you’ve reached middle age when your weightlifting consists merely of standing up.
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Age Country Middle People Weightlifting
Golf is a game that needlessly prolongs the lives of some of our most useless citizens.
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Citizen Funny Golf Hope

A James Cagney love scene is one where he lets the other guy live.

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