YOU CAN ONLY DO ONE THING AT A TIME SO CONCENTRATE ON IT.
BOB HOPEI have too much money invested in sweaters.
More Bob Hope Quotes
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I always like to go to Washington D.C. It gives me a chance to visit my money.
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I was lucky I wasn’t a better boxer, or that’s what I’d be now – a punchy ex-pug.
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I have the perfect simplified tax form for government. Why don’t they just print our money with a return address on it?
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Golf is my profession Show business is just to pay the green fees.
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I asked the colonel what type of aircraft it was, and he said, “Don’t worry about it, Bob. . . if you can see it, it’s obsolete.”
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All British castles and old country homes are supposed to be haunted. It’s in the lease.
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I saw more courage, more good humor in the face of discomfort, more love in an era of hate and more devotion to duty than could exist under tyranny.
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I was there. I saw your sons and your husbands, your brothers and your sweethearts. I saw how they worked, played, fought, and lived. I saw some of them die.
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Kissing is like drinking tea with a tea strainer, you can never get enough.
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If I had that kind of money, I wouldn’t come to Vietnam, I’d send for it.
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I’ll shoot my age if I have to live to be 105.
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The firm is really ahead of the times. It has a stock market ticker that prints its report on thin aspirins.
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Whenever I play with him , I usually try to make it a foursome – the President, myself, a paramedic and a faith healer.
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Jimmy Stewart could have been a good golfer, but he speaks so slowly that by the time he yells ‘Fore!’ the guy he’s hit is already in an ambulance on the way to the hospital.
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The home videos aren’t as good, but they are seeming to get better.
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