Titleist has offered me a big contract not to play its balls.
BOB HOPEJimmy Stewart could have been a good golfer, but he speaks so slowly that by the time he yells ‘Fore!’ the guy he’s hit is already in an ambulance on the way to the hospital.
More Bob Hope Quotes
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Don’t tempt me, I can resist anything but temptation.
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I was called Rembrandt Hope in my boxing days, because I spent so much time on the canvas.
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I like to play in the low 70’s. If it gets any hotter than that I’ll stay in the bar!
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President Eisenhower has given up golf for painting. It takes fewer strokes.
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Celebrities have a way of touching our lives. Perhaps we are influenced by their screen image, or perhaps by their acquired status.
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A few years ago he had a big heart transplant in Chicago, a five-hour operation. It took the doctors four hours to get him on the operating table.
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A very, very religious man. Every time I eat a peanut, I feel immortal.
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You know you’ve reached middle age when your weightlifting consists merely of standing up.
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I don’t know if the presidential candidates are running for the White House or Animal House.
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Most of the people who came for dancing lessons had Rumba ambitions and minuet bodies
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Golf is a game that needlessly prolongs the lives of some of our most useless citizens.
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I don’t bother to look for parking space anymore. As soon as I get near Hollywood Boulevard … I sell.
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Contrary to what certain comedians have led you to believe, the national French pastime is picnicking.
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I’d give up golf if I didn’t have so many sweaters.
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When you get over 95, every day is your day.
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