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President Eisenhower has given up golf for painting. It takes fewer strokes.

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One of the greatest gifts to mankind is laughter, and one of the greatest gifts to laughter is Lucille Ball. God has her now but thanks to television, we’ll have her forever.
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She said she was approaching forty, and I couldn’t help wondering from what direction.
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When they asked Jack Benny to do something for the Actor’s Orphanage – he shot both his parents and moved in.
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America is a country where the Olympics and the divorce lawyers both have the same slogan – Go for the Gold.
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If you watch a game, it’s fun. If you play it, it’s recreation. If you work at it, it’s golf.
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I was lucky I wasn’t a better boxer, or that’s what I’d be now – a punchy ex-pug.
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Golf is a game that needlessly prolongs the lives of some of our most useless citizens.
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I’ve got to watch myself these days. It’s too exciting watching anyone else.
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There’s a very apt saying in show business: “If you don’t go over budget in Paris, you’re either very rich or very sick. “
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I like to play in the low 70’s. If it gets any hotter than that I’ll stay in the bar!
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Kids are wonderful, but I like mine barbecued.
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We’re on our way to the Persian Gulf. Wait! It’s a mistake! I thought they said Persian Golf.
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And on nearby islands, the Japanese army was eating raw fish. We felt sorry for them.
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The trees in Siberia are miles apart, that is why the dogs are so fast.
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As the colonel and I sat swapping stories in the plane, a jet aircraft buzzed past our window.
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I feel very humble, but I think I have the strength of character to fight it.
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President Eisenhower has given up golf for painting. It takes fewer strokes.

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