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A sense of humor is good for you. Have you ever heard of a laughing hyena with heart burn?

Bob Hope

If you watch a game, it’s fun. If you play it, it’s recreation. If you work at it, it’s golf.
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Funny Hope Inspirational Sports
Golf is a funny game. It’s done much for health, and at the same time has ruined people by robbing them of their peace of mind. Look at me, I’m the healthiest idiot in the world.
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Games Golf Hope Look People Ruin
He hits the ball 130 yards and his jewelry goes 150.
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Balls Go Golf Yards
The only thing chicken about Israel is their soup.
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Country Humorous People Soup
A photographer kept shooting me every time I swung. I was very flattered until I found out he was from Field and Stream.
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Fields Flatterers Golf Shooting
Culture is the ability to describe Jane Russell without moving your hands
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Culture Hands Moving
We have 51 golf courses in Palm Springs. He [President Ford] never decides which course he will play until after the first tee shot.
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Courses Decide Golf Play Spring
Contrary to what certain comedians have led you to believe, the national French pastime is picnicking.
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Belief Comedian Funny Humorous
It’s so cold here in Washington, D.C., that politicians have their hands in their own pockets.
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Cold Hands Pockets Politician
My next door neighbor just had a pacemaker installed. They’re still working the bugs out, though. Every time he makes love, my garage door opens.
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Doors Even Garage Love Makin Next
Did you see where President Reagan finally got a hearing aid? People have been telling him to get one for years, but he couldn’t hear them.
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Funny Item People Telling Years
Celebrities have a way of touching our lives. Perhaps we are influenced by their screen image, or perhaps by their acquired status.
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Christmas Image Littles Screen Touching
I don’t know what people have against Jimmy Carter. He’s done nothing.
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Carter Done Nothing People
Kissing is like drinking tea with a tea strainer, you can never get enough.
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Drinking Kissing Tea
I don’t know if the presidential candidates are running for the White House or Animal House.
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Animal Running White
Dying is to be avoided because it can ruin your whole career.
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Careers Dying Line One

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