Not that they were that anxious to see Ronnie as President; they were afraid if he didn’t get elected, he’d go back to acting.
BOB HOPEThe old water heater in my dressing room was working, but it was kind of tired. It gave off about as much warmth as an agent’s handshake.
More Bob Hope Quotes
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The high point of the act is when he (Uri Durov) puts his head inside the bear’s huge jaws. I wouldn’t even try that with my agent.
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If you watch a game, it’s fun. If you play it, it’s recreation. If you work at it, it’s golf.
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Television is the box they buried entertainment in.
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I get upset over a bad shot just like anyone else. But it’s silly to let the game get to you.
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When you get over 95, every day is your day.
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He hits the ball 130 yards and his jewelry goes 150.
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I don’t know if the presidential candidates are running for the White House or Animal House.
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I have the perfect simplified tax form for government. Why don’t they just print our money with a return address on it?
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There was nothing subtle about our landing. The pilot just pointed the nose at the ground and let her rip.
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The service at the Imperial (Tokyo) is the finest I’ve encountered anywhere. There was a button next to my bed marked ROOM SERVICE – and a maid to press it for me.
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The workers love Khrushchev very much. He hasn’t got an enemy in the entire country. Quite a few under it.
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I don’t do a lot of political jokes. Too many are getting elected.
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The trees in Siberia are miles apart, that is why the dogs are so fast.
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By the 9th hole they were engaged and when they finished on 18 they had a foursome.
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I like to play in the low 70’s. If it gets any hotter than that I’ll stay in the bar!
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