If you think golf is relaxing, you’re not playing it right.
BOB HOPEThe old water heater in my dressing room was working, but it was kind of tired. It gave off about as much warmth as an agent’s handshake.
More Bob Hope Quotes
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When they asked Jack Benny to do something for the Actor’s Orphanage – he shot both his parents and moved in.
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America is a country where the Olympics and the divorce lawyers both have the same slogan – Go for the Gold.
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A sense of humor is good for you. Have you ever heard of a laughing hyena with heart burn?
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One of our stock lines used to be “There’s nothing I wouldn’t do for Bing, and there’s nothing he wouldn’t do for me.” And that’s the way we go through life – doing nothing for each other!
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It was a typically British birth… I was three at the time. They had a strike in the maternity ward… I came out in sympathy.
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If I had that kind of money, I wouldn’t come to Vietnam, I’d send for it.
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I do benefits for all religions – I’d hate to blow the hereafter on a technicality.
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I come around to your house personally and wet your finger while you’re turning the pages.
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I get upset over a bad shot just like anyone else. But it’s silly to let the game get to you.
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I only speak a little pigeon French. Just enough to get by with the little French pigeons.
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You know what a fan letter is – it’s just an inky raspberry.
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Laughter is therapy-an instant vacation.
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Most of the people who came for dancing lessons had Rumba ambitions and minuet bodies
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I never kick my ball in the rough or improve my lie in a sand trap. For that I have a caddie.
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The big difference in those days was that in England the Government subsidized TV, in America we work on TV so we can subsidize the Government.
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I just hope I don’t have to explain all the times I’ve used His name in vain when I get up there.
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Did you see where President Reagan finally got a hearing aid? People have been telling him to get one for years, but he couldn’t hear them.
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I love flying. I’ve been to almost as many places as my luggage.
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There was nothing subtle about our landing. The pilot just pointed the nose at the ground and let her rip.
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Dying is to be avoided because it can ruin your whole career.
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I don’t know if the presidential candidates are running for the White House or Animal House.
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I’d give up golf if I didn’t have so many sweaters.
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I was called Rembrandt Hope in my boxing days, because I spent so much time on the canvas.
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The firm is really ahead of the times. It has a stock market ticker that prints its report on thin aspirins.
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If my golf game was a prize fight, they’d stop it.
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People who throw kisses are hopelessly lazy.
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