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We have 51 golf courses in Palm Springs. He [President Ford] never decides which course he will play until after the first tee shot.

Bob Hope

Golf is my profession Show business is just to pay the green fees.
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I love flying. I’ve been to almost as many places as my luggage.
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I saw more courage, more good humor in the face of discomfort, more love in an era of hate and more devotion to duty than could exist under tyranny.
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Lots of travel, away from home.
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I see the Beatles have arrived from England. They were 40 pounds overweight – and that was just their hair.
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You know what a fan letter is – it’s just an inky raspberry.
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If you watch a game, it’s fun. If you play it, it’s recreation. If you work at it, it’s golf.
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One of our stock lines used to be “There’s nothing I wouldn’t do for Bing, and there’s nothing he wouldn’t do for me.” And that’s the way we go through life – doing nothing for each other!
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A very, very religious man. Every time I eat a peanut, I feel immortal.
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President Eisenhower has given up golf for painting. It takes fewer strokes.
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That’s life. The older you get, the tougher it is to score.
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On one hole, I hit an alligator so hard, he’s now my golf bag.
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Celebrities have a way of touching our lives. Perhaps we are influenced by their screen image, or perhaps by their acquired status.
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I do try to work out a little. I go swimming twice a day. It beats buying golf balls.
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Tokyo cab drivers are all ex-kamikaze pilots.
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Did you see where President Reagan finally got a hearing aid? People have been telling him to get one for years, but he couldn’t hear them.
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We have 51 golf courses in Palm Springs. He [President Ford] never decides which course he will play until after the first tee shot.

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We have 51 golf courses in Palm Springs. He [President Ford] never decides which course he will play until after the first tee shot.

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