I love to go to Washington – if only to be near my money.
BOB HOPEWe have 51 golf courses in Palm Springs. He [President Ford] never decides which course he will play until after the first tee shot.
More Bob Hope Quotes
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The Governor has no presidential aspirations. In fact he just made a tour of 43 states just to tell them he’s not running for anything.
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I love flying. I’ve been to almost as many places as my luggage.
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I only speak a little pigeon French. Just enough to get by with the little French pigeons.
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I’d give up golf if I didn’t have so many sweaters.
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We have 51 golf courses in Palm Springs. He [President Ford] never decides which course he will play until after the first tee shot.
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I tell jokes to pay my green fees.
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That’s life. The older you get, the tougher it is to score.
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I saw more courage, more good humor in the face of discomfort, more love in an era of hate and more devotion to duty than could exist under tyranny.
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You can calculate Zsa Zsa Gabor’s age by the rings on her fingers.
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One of our stock lines used to be “There’s nothing I wouldn’t do for Bing, and there’s nothing he wouldn’t do for me.” And that’s the way we go through life – doing nothing for each other!
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Perfume acts as an anesthetic. By the time she floats a little your way, you’ll promise her anything.
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It’s very frustrating making a picture in Paris. We work hard all day at the studio to get a love scene just right. Then, on my way home, I see couples on every street corner doing it better.
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I was lucky, you know, I always had a beautiful girl and the money was good. Although I would have done the whole thing over for, oh, perhaps half.
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Culture is the ability to describe Jane Russell without moving your hands
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The only troulbe is that when I win, I always have to engage and attorney before I can draw the money.
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England occupies a warm spot in my affections. It was the scene of my greatest performance. I was born there.
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My next door neighbor just had a pacemaker installed. They’re still working the bugs out, though. Every time he makes love, my garage door opens.
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By the 9th hole they were engaged and when they finished on 18 they had a foursome.
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Titleist has offered me a big contract not to play its balls.
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When they asked Jack Benny to do something for the Actor’s Orphanage – he shot both his parents and moved in.
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Audiences are my best friends. You never tire of talking with your best friends.
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A Freudian slip is when you say one thing but mean your mother.
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My secret for staying young is good food, plenty of rest, and a makeup man with a spray gun.
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Television. That’s where movies go when they die.
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Tokyo cab drivers are all ex-kamikaze pilots.
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I once showed Pat Bradley my swing and said, ‘What do I do next?’ Pat replied, ‘Wait till the pain dies down.’
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