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I like to play in the low 70’s. If it gets any hotter than that I’ll stay in the bar!

Bob Hope

When she started to play, Steinway came down personally and rubbed his name off the piano.
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Music Names Personality Play
The good news is that Jesus is coming back. The bad news is that he’s really pissed off.
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Jesus News Pissed
You could buy my book in a paperback edition for a dollar, and in hard covers for $3.50. And for fifty cents extra.
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Book Funny Reading
Perfume acts as an anesthetic. By the time she floats a little your way, you’ll promise her anything.
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Country Littles People Promise Way
Please don’t stand up on my account.
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Account Line One Please Stand
Bigamy is the only crime where two rites make a wrong.
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Comedy Funny Marriage Two
Sure, we did need the oil in America. How else could Dolly Parton get into some of her dresses?
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Dresses Funny Humorous Oil
I like to play in the low 70’s. If it gets any hotter than that I’ll stay in the bar!
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Bars Golf Hotter Play
A very, very religious man. Every time I eat a peanut, I feel immortal.
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Men One Line Religious
Rock and roll is catching on all over . . . France . . . England . . . They even have it in Japan, only over there they call it judo.
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Funny Humorous Rocks
A James Cagney love scene is one where he lets the other guy live.
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Funny Hope Love
It was a great honour to be inducted into the Hall of Fame. I didn’t know they had a caddie division.
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Caddies Division Fame Golf
The older you get, the tougher it is to lose weight, because by then your body and your fat are really good friends.
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Dieting Friend Good Loss Weight
There are many talented English personalities, but unfortunately they were all in Hollywood.
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Funny Humorous Personality Talented
It’s so cold here in Washington, D.C., that politicians have their hands in their own pockets.
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Cold Hands Pockets Politician
I get upset over a bad shot just like anyone else. But it’s silly to let the game get to you.
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Anyone Bad Beautiful Golf Shot Silly

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