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I like to play in the low 70’s. If it gets any hotter than that I’ll stay in the bar!

Bob Hope

If my golf game was a prize fight, they’d stop it.
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Fighting Games Golf
I’ve never wanted an Oscar, although they are reassuring to an actor who doesn’t know how really great he is.
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Actors Oscar Reassuring
A James Cagney love scene is one where he lets the other guy live.
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Funny Hope Love
By the 9th hole they were engaged and when they finished on 18 they had a foursome.
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Eighteen Engaged Finished Foursome
Dying is to be avoided because it can ruin your whole career.
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Careers Dying Line One
The help (in Japan) is very polite. They bow so much, you don’t know which end to talk to.
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Country Funny Humorous People
Kids are wonderful, but I like mine barbecued.
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Comedy Kids Wonderful
Bigamy is the only crime where two rites make a wrong.
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Comedy Funny Marriage Two
When she started to play, Steinway came down personally and rubbed his name off the piano.
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Music Names Personality Play
I just hope I don’t have to explain all the times I’ve used His name in vain when I get up there.
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Get Golf Names Vain
He hits the ball 130 yards and his jewelry goes 150.
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Balls Go Golf Yards
Tokyo cab drivers are all ex-kamikaze pilots.
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Funny Humorous Japan
The Concorde is great. It gives you three extra hours to find your luggage.
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Funny Giving Humor
Failure is the only thing I’ve ever been a success at.
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Decent Garden State
I love flying. I’ve been to almost as many places as my luggage.
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Flying Funny Travel Luggage
A very, very religious man. Every time I eat a peanut, I feel immortal.
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Men One Line Religious

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