Sure, we did need the oil in America. How else could Dolly Parton get into some of her dresses?
BOB HOPEI like to play in the low 70’s. If it gets any hotter than that I’ll stay in the bar!
More Bob Hope Quotes
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If you watch a game, it’s fun. If you play it, it’s recreation. If you work at it, it’s golf.
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It’s very frustrating making a picture in Paris. We work hard all day at the studio to get a love scene just right. Then, on my way home, I see couples on every street corner doing it better.
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When they asked Jack Benny to do something for the Actor’s Orphanage – he shot both his parents and moved in.
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I do try to work out a little. I go swimming twice a day. It beats buying golf balls.
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Television is the box they buried entertainment in.
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Baseball is a soap opera that plays out day after day, one that a lot of elderly women watch until the characters and the plot becomes a part of their life.
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One of our stock lines used to be “There’s nothing I wouldn’t do for Bing, and there’s nothing he wouldn’t do for me.” And that’s the way we go through life – doing nothing for each other!
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Everybody knows what California smog is – that’s fog with the vitamins removed.
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Bing Crosby and I play a lot of golf together and I have a small course at my place where we often play for side stakes.
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A very, very religious man. Every time I eat a peanut, I feel immortal.
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The firm is really ahead of the times. It has a stock market ticker that prints its report on thin aspirins.
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Audiences are my best friends. You never tire of talking with your best friends.
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The best thing about growing older is that it takes such a long time.
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America is a country where the Olympics and the divorce lawyers both have the same slogan – Go for the Gold.
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I do benefits for all religions – I’d hate to blow the hereafter on a technicality.
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Everybody is afraid they won’t have any money after they die, but Jack Benny discovered a way to take it with him. He had his appendix taken out and a piggy bank put in.
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The workers love Khrushchev very much. He hasn’t got an enemy in the entire country. Quite a few under it.
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Cypress Point is such a beautiful place, but it’s also very exclusive. They had a very successful membership drive last month. They drove out forty members.
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I was lucky, you know, I always had a beautiful girl and the money was good. Although I would have done the whole thing over for, oh, perhaps half.
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I don’t know if the presidential candidates are running for the White House or Animal House.
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Bigamy is the only crime where two rites make a wrong.
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One of the greatest gifts to mankind is laughter, and one of the greatest gifts to laughter is Lucille Ball. God has her now but thanks to television, we’ll have her forever.
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Congratulations to whoever is finally booking music we love. It’s going to get us out of the house after dark!
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I’ve always been in the right place and time. Of course, I steered myself there.
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He was bare chested and in good trim. I said that just looking at him I knew there would always be an England
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Now that the war is winding down, I want to say I do appreciate you fellows hanging around here – just for me.
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