Did you see where President Reagan finally got a hearing aid? People have been telling him to get one for years, but he couldn’t hear them.
BOB HOPEThe Concorde is great. It gives you three extra hours to find your luggage.
More Bob Hope Quotes
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Laughter is therapy-an instant vacation.
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Everybody is afraid they won’t have any money after they die, but Jack Benny discovered a way to take it with him. He had his appendix taken out and a piggy bank put in.
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We didn’t know that in America after the war, you wouldn’t be able to get into a sushi joint without a reservation. And we thought they lost.
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I was lucky, you know, I always had a beautiful girl and the money was good. Although I would have done the whole thing over for, oh, perhaps half.
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He was bare chested and in good trim. I said that just looking at him I knew there would always be an England
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I come around to your house personally and wet your finger while you’re turning the pages.
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People who throw kisses are hopelessly lazy.
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A James Cagney love scene is one where he lets the other guy live.
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Celebrities have a way of touching our lives. Perhaps we are influenced by their screen image, or perhaps by their acquired status.
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I like to come to Washington, D.C., at least once a year. Why should my tax money travel more than I do?
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By the 9th hole they were engaged and when they finished on 18 they had a foursome.
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England occupies a warm spot in my affections. It was the scene of my greatest performance. I was born there.
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In England when you make a movie even the weather is against you.
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I’ve always been in the right place and time. Of course, I steered myself there.
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There’s a very apt saying in show business: “If you don’t go over budget in Paris, you’re either very rich or very sick. “
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