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The Concorde is great. It gives you three extra hours to find your luggage.

Bob Hope

All British castles and old country homes are supposed to be haunted. It’s in the lease.
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Country Funny Humorous Old
YOU CAN ONLY DO ONE THING AT A TIME SO CONCENTRATE ON IT.
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Concentrate Grandchildren One Thing Tim
Laughter is therapy-an instant vacation.
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Instant Laughter Vacation
The workers love Khrushchev very much. He hasn’t got an enemy in the entire country. Quite a few under it.
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Country Funny Humorous
A James Cagney love scene is one where he lets the other guy live.
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Funny Hope Love
Tokyo cab drivers are all ex-kamikaze pilots.
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Funny Humorous Japan
I’ve got to watch myself these days. It’s too exciting watching anyone else.
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Days Line One These Watches
President Eisenhower has given up golf for painting. It takes fewer strokes.
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Golf Painting President
The stealth bomber is supposed to be a big deal. It flies in undetected, bombs, then flies away. Hell, I’ve been doing that all my life.
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Bombers Bombs Hell
Television. That’s where movies go when they die.
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Country Dies Movie People Television
We’re on our way to the Persian Gulf. Wait! It’s a mistake! I thought they said Persian Golf.
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Golf Mistake Persian Waiting Way
I don’t bother to look for parking space anymore. As soon as I get near Hollywood Boulevard … I sell.
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Anymore Country Funny Soon Space
If I had that kind of money, I wouldn’t come to Vietnam, I’d send for it.
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Country Kind Line Money One People
Now that the war is winding down, I want to say I do appreciate you fellows hanging around here – just for me.
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Appreciate Want War Winding
If my golf game was a prize fight, they’d stop it.
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Fighting Games Golf
The firm is really ahead of the times. It has a stock market ticker that prints its report on thin aspirins.
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Aspirin Firm Print Times

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