All British castles and old country homes are supposed to be haunted. It’s in the lease.
BOB HOPEThe Concorde is great. It gives you three extra hours to find your luggage.
More Bob Hope Quotes
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YOU CAN ONLY DO ONE THING AT A TIME SO CONCENTRATE ON IT.
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Laughter is therapy-an instant vacation.
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The workers love Khrushchev very much. He hasn’t got an enemy in the entire country. Quite a few under it.
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A James Cagney love scene is one where he lets the other guy live.
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Tokyo cab drivers are all ex-kamikaze pilots.
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I’ve got to watch myself these days. It’s too exciting watching anyone else.
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President Eisenhower has given up golf for painting. It takes fewer strokes.
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The stealth bomber is supposed to be a big deal. It flies in undetected, bombs, then flies away. Hell, I’ve been doing that all my life.
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Television. That’s where movies go when they die.
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We’re on our way to the Persian Gulf. Wait! It’s a mistake! I thought they said Persian Golf.
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I don’t bother to look for parking space anymore. As soon as I get near Hollywood Boulevard … I sell.
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If I had that kind of money, I wouldn’t come to Vietnam, I’d send for it.
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Now that the war is winding down, I want to say I do appreciate you fellows hanging around here – just for me.
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If my golf game was a prize fight, they’d stop it.
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The firm is really ahead of the times. It has a stock market ticker that prints its report on thin aspirins.
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