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The Concorde is great. It gives you three extra hours to find your luggage.

Bob Hope

Did you see where President Reagan finally got a hearing aid? People have been telling him to get one for years, but he couldn’t hear them.
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Funny Item People Telling Years
Laughter is therapy-an instant vacation.
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Instant Laughter Vacation
Everybody is afraid they won’t have any money after they die, but Jack Benny discovered a way to take it with him. He had his appendix taken out and a piggy bank put in.
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Discover Funny Money Taken
We didn’t know that in America after the war, you wouldn’t be able to get into a sushi joint without a reservation. And we thought they lost.
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Able Although Country Lost Reservation
I was lucky, you know, I always had a beautiful girl and the money was good. Although I would have done the whole thing over for, oh, perhaps half.
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Although Beautiful Girl Lucky Over Thing Whole
He was bare chested and in good trim. I said that just looking at him I knew there would always be an England
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Country Good Line Look One
I come around to your house personally and wet your finger while you’re turning the pages.
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Extra Pages Personally Turning
People who throw kisses are hopelessly lazy.
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Country Kissing Lazy Love People
A James Cagney love scene is one where he lets the other guy live.
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Funny Hope Love
Celebrities have a way of touching our lives. Perhaps we are influenced by their screen image, or perhaps by their acquired status.
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Christmas Image Littles Screen Touching
I like to come to Washington, D.C., at least once a year. Why should my tax money travel more than I do?
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One Should Taxes Travel Years
By the 9th hole they were engaged and when they finished on 18 they had a foursome.
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Eighteen Engaged Finished Foursome
England occupies a warm spot in my affections. It was the scene of my greatest performance. I was born there.
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England Funny Humorous Performance
In England when you make a movie even the weather is against you.
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Funny Rain Weather
I’ve always been in the right place and time. Of course, I steered myself there.
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Funny Inspirational Place Proactive Time
There’s a very apt saying in show business: “If you don’t go over budget in Paris, you’re either very rich or very sick. “
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Funny Humorous Paris

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