The Concorde is great. It gives you three extra hours to find your luggage.
BOB HOPEI was lucky, you know, I always had a beautiful girl and the money was good. Although I would have done the whole thing over for, oh, perhaps half.
More Bob Hope Quotes
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I do try to work out a little. I go swimming twice a day. It beats buying golf balls.
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When she started to play, Steinway came down personally and rubbed his name off the piano.
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I don’t know if the presidential candidates are running for the White House or Animal House.
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Titleist has offered me a big contract not to play its balls.
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In England when you make a movie even the weather is against you.
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When they asked Jack Benny to do something for the Actor’s Orphanage – he shot both his parents and moved in.
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We flew over to England by the same route Churchill took. It was easy. All we had to do was follow the cigar ashes.
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The workers love Khrushchev very much. He hasn’t got an enemy in the entire country. Quite a few under it.
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We had a very successful trip to Russia. We made it back.
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The older you get, the tougher it is to lose weight, because by then your body and your fat are really good friends.
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Free speech isn’t dead in Germany and Italy, merely the speakers.
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Jimmy Stewart could have been a good golfer, but he speaks so slowly that by the time he yells ‘Fore!’ the guy he’s hit is already in an ambulance on the way to the hospital.
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I can’t give up Golf, I’ve got too many sweaters.
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To give you an idea of how fast we travelled – we left with two rabbits and when we arrived we still had only two.
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The only thing chicken about Israel is their soup.
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