My idea of Christmas, whether old-fashioned or modern, is very simple: loving others. Come to think of it, why do we have to wait for Christmas to do that?
BOB HOPEI was lucky, you know, I always had a beautiful girl and the money was good. Although I would have done the whole thing over for, oh, perhaps half.
More Bob Hope Quotes
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I don’t do a lot of political jokes. Too many are getting elected.
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I have the perfect simplified tax form for government. Why don’t they just print our money with a return address on it?
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When she started to play, Steinway came down personally and rubbed his name off the piano.
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We didn’t know that in America after the war, you wouldn’t be able to get into a sushi joint without a reservation. And we thought they lost.
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US President Gerald Ford’s golf was so bad we thought he was a ‘Hitman for the PGA!
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Most of the people who came for dancing lessons had Rumba ambitions and minuet bodies
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My secret for staying young is good food, plenty of rest, and a makeup man with a spray gun.
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If you think golf is relaxing, you’re not playing it right.
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Golf is my profession Show business is just to pay the green fees.
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And on nearby islands, the Japanese army was eating raw fish. We felt sorry for them.
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My next door neighbor just had a pacemaker installed. They’re still working the bugs out, though. Every time he makes love, my garage door opens.
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Bing Crosby and I play a lot of golf together and I have a small course at my place where we often play for side stakes.
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When you get over 95, every day is your day.
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We flew over to England by the same route Churchill took. It was easy. All we had to do was follow the cigar ashes.
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Failure is the only thing I’ve ever been a success at.
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