I’d give up golf if I didn’t have so many sweaters.
BOB HOPEIf you think golf is relaxing, you’re not playing it right.
More Bob Hope Quotes
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If I had that kind of money, I wouldn’t come to Vietnam, I’d send for it.
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Perfume acts as an anesthetic. By the time she floats a little your way, you’ll promise her anything.
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I’ll shoot my age if I have to live to be 105.
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I’ve always felt England was a great place for a comic to work. It’s an island and the audience can’t run very far.
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Having so many gold courses so close together was ideal for me. With my slice I could enjoy three or four golf courses at the same time.
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The home videos aren’t as good, but they are seeming to get better.
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I love to go to Washington – if only to be near my money.
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Did you see where President Reagan finally got a hearing aid? People have been telling him to get one for years, but he couldn’t hear them.
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Please don’t stand up on my account.
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The stealth bomber is supposed to be a big deal. It flies in undetected, bombs, then flies away. Hell, I’ve been doing that all my life.
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It’s amazing how many people you see on TV. I did my first television show a month ago, and the next day five million television sets were sold. The people who couldn’t sell theirs threw them away.
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When we recall the past, we usually find that it is the simplest things – not the great occasions – that in retrospect give off the greatest glow of happiness.
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Most of the people who came for dancing lessons had Rumba ambitions and minuet bodies
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Bing Crosby and I weren’t the types to go around kissing each other. We always had a light jab for each other.
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I don’t know if the presidential candidates are running for the White House or Animal House.
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