Bob Hope
BOB HOPE
Arnold Palmer is the biggest crowd pleaser since the invention of the portable sanitary facility.
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I have the perfect simplified tax form for government. Why don’t they just print our money with a return address on it?
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Contrary to what certain comedians have led you to believe, the national French pastime is picnicking.
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He hits the ball 130 yards and his jewelry goes 150.
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I do try to work out a little. I go swimming twice a day. It beats buying golf balls.
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Golf is a game that needlessly prolongs the lives of some of our most useless citizens.
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If you think golf is relaxing, you’re not playing it right.
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I love flying. I’ve been to almost as many places as my luggage.
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To give you an idea of how fast we travelled – we left with two rabbits and when we arrived we still had only two.
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I get upset over a bad shot just like anyone else. But it’s silly to let the game get to you.
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I’m from Los Angeles… I don’t trust any air I can’t see.
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