He hits the ball 130 yards and his jewelry goes 150.
BOB HOPEShe said she was approaching forty, and I couldn’t help wondering from what direction.
More Bob Hope Quotes
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I’ve got to watch myself these days. It’s too exciting watching anyone else.
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When you get over 95, every day is your day.
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I was there. I saw your sons and your husbands, your brothers and your sweethearts. I saw how they worked, played, fought, and lived. I saw some of them die.
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Free speech isn’t dead in Germany and Italy, merely the speakers.
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That’s life. The older you get, the tougher it is to score.
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Bigamy is the only crime where two rites make a wrong.
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A James Cagney love scene is one where he lets the other guy live.
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The service at the Imperial (Tokyo) is the finest I’ve encountered anywhere. There was a button next to my bed marked ROOM SERVICE – and a maid to press it for me.
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I have performed for 12 presidents and entertained only six.
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I was lucky I wasn’t a better boxer, or that’s what I’d be now – a punchy ex-pug.
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I tell jokes to pay my green fees.
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My secret for staying young is good food, plenty of rest, and a makeup man with a spray gun.
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Cypress Point is such a beautiful place, but it’s also very exclusive. They had a very successful membership drive last month. They drove out forty members.
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You know you’ve reached middle age when your weightlifting consists merely of standing up.
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I was called Rembrandt Hope in my boxing days, because I spent so much time on the canvas.
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And on nearby islands, the Japanese army was eating raw fish. We felt sorry for them.
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He was bare chested and in good trim. I said that just looking at him I knew there would always be an England
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We’re on our way to the Persian Gulf. Wait! It’s a mistake! I thought they said Persian Golf.
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Golf is my profession Show business is just to pay the green fees.
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As the colonel and I sat swapping stories in the plane, a jet aircraft buzzed past our window.
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You can calculate Zsa Zsa Gabor’s age by the rings on her fingers.
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I never kick my ball in the rough or improve my lie in a sand trap. For that I have a caddie.
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In England when you make a movie even the weather is against you.
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The workers love Khrushchev very much. He hasn’t got an enemy in the entire country. Quite a few under it.
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Most of the people who came for dancing lessons had Rumba ambitions and minuet bodies
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Congratulations to whoever is finally booking music we love. It’s going to get us out of the house after dark!
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