He hits the ball 130 yards and his jewelry goes 150.
BOB HOPEIf my golf game was a prize fight, they’d stop it.
More Bob Hope Quotes
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As the colonel and I sat swapping stories in the plane, a jet aircraft buzzed past our window.
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Television. That’s where movies go when they die.
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Timing is the essence of life, and definitely of comedy.
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At the Academy Award Dinners all the actors and actresses in Hollywood gather around to see what someone else thinks about their acting besides their press agents.
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The firm is really ahead of the times. It has a stock market ticker that prints its report on thin aspirins.
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It’s so cold here in Washington, D.C., that politicians have their hands in their own pockets.
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If you think golf is relaxing, you’re not playing it right.
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When she started to play, Steinway came down personally and rubbed his name off the piano.
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Laughter is therapy-an instant vacation.
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For the first time, you can actually see the losers turn green
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I just hope I don’t have to explain all the times I’ve used His name in vain when I get up there.
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It’s amazing how many people you see on TV. I did my first television show a month ago, and the next day five million television sets were sold. The people who couldn’t sell theirs threw them away.
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It’s a wonderful world. It may destroy itself but you’ll be able to watch it all on TV.
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Everybody knows what California smog is – that’s fog with the vitamins removed.
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I’ve always felt England was a great place for a comic to work. It’s an island and the audience can’t run very far.
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