She spoke perfect English, which led to considerable trouble. She couldn’t understand us at all.
BOB HOPEIt’s so cold here in Washington, D.C., that politicians have their hands in their own pockets.
More Bob Hope Quotes
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In England when you make a movie even the weather is against you.
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When we recall the past, we usually find that it is the simplest things – not the great occasions – that in retrospect give off the greatest glow of happiness.
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My next door neighbor just had a pacemaker installed. They’re still working the bugs out, though. Every time he makes love, my garage door opens.
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Whenever I play with him , I usually try to make it a foursome – the President, myself, a paramedic and a faith healer.
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All British castles and old country homes are supposed to be haunted. It’s in the lease.
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When she started to play, Steinway came down personally and rubbed his name off the piano.
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It was a great honour to be inducted into the Hall of Fame. I didn’t know they had a caddie division.
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Golf is my profession Show business is just to pay the green fees.
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YOU CAN ONLY DO ONE THING AT A TIME SO CONCENTRATE ON IT.
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If my golf game was a prize fight, they’d stop it.
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The service at the Imperial (Tokyo) is the finest I’ve encountered anywhere. There was a button next to my bed marked ROOM SERVICE – and a maid to press it for me.
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Pebble Beach is Alcatraz with grass.
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President Eisenhower has given up golf for painting. It takes fewer strokes.
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The Governor has no presidential aspirations. In fact he just made a tour of 43 states just to tell them he’s not running for anything.
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Dying is to be avoided because it can ruin your whole career.
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