Dying is to be avoided because it can ruin your whole career.
BOB HOPEIt’s so cold here in Washington, D.C., that politicians have their hands in their own pockets.
More Bob Hope Quotes
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Chiropractic is a wonderful means of natural healing!
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I do try to work out a little. I go swimming twice a day. It beats buying golf balls.
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I was lucky, you know, I always had a beautiful girl and the money was good. Although I would have done the whole thing over for, oh, perhaps half.
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By the 9th hole they were engaged and when they finished on 18 they had a foursome.
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The Governor has no presidential aspirations. In fact he just made a tour of 43 states just to tell them he’s not running for anything.
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I was called Rembrandt Hope in my boxing days, because I spent so much time on the canvas.
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I like to play in the low 70’s. If it gets any hotter than that I’ll stay in the bar!
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There was nothing subtle about our landing. The pilot just pointed the nose at the ground and let her rip.
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It’s amazing how many people you see on TV. I did my first television show a month ago, and the next day five million television sets were sold. The people who couldn’t sell theirs threw them away.
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The workers love Khrushchev very much. He hasn’t got an enemy in the entire country. Quite a few under it.
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Eighty is when you order a steak and the headwaiter puts it through the blender. Or when you wake up as many times during the night as Burt Reynolds, but not for the same reason.
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Most of the people who came for dancing lessons had Rumba ambitions and minuet bodies
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Golf is a funny game. It’s done much for health, and at the same time has ruined people by robbing them of their peace of mind. Look at me, I’m the healthiest idiot in the world.
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I have the perfect simplified tax form for government. Why don’t they just print our money with a return address on it?
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I led such a sheltered life I didn’t go out with girls until I was almost four.
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A Freudian slip is when you say one thing but mean your mother.
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The old water heater in my dressing room was working, but it was kind of tired. It gave off about as much warmth as an agent’s handshake.
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At the Academy Award Dinners all the actors and actresses in Hollywood gather around to see what someone else thinks about their acting besides their press agents.
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He hits the ball 130 yards and his jewelry goes 150.
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Titleist has offered me a big contract not to play its balls.
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Now that the war is winding down, I want to say I do appreciate you fellows hanging around here – just for me.
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Audiences are my best friends. You never tire of talking with your best friends.
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I love to go to Washington – if only to be near my money.
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The home videos aren’t as good, but they are seeming to get better.
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To give you an idea of how fast we travelled – we left with two rabbits and when we arrived we still had only two.
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Lots of travel, away from home.
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