Golf is a game that needlessly prolongs the lives of some of our most useless citizens.
BOB HOPEIt’s so cold here in Washington, D.C., that politicians have their hands in their own pockets.
More Bob Hope Quotes
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Kids are wonderful, but I like mine barbecued.
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Celebrities have a way of touching our lives. Perhaps we are influenced by their screen image, or perhaps by their acquired status.
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A sense of humor is good for you. Have you ever heard of a laughing hyena with heart burn?
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A very, very religious man. Every time I eat a peanut, I feel immortal.
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He was bare chested and in good trim. I said that just looking at him I knew there would always be an England
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I don’t do a lot of political jokes. Too many are getting elected.
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I just hope I don’t have to explain all the times I’ve used His name in vain when I get up there.
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I have seen what a laugh can do. It can transform almost unbearable tears into something bearable, even hopeful.
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The workers love Khrushchev very much. He hasn’t got an enemy in the entire country. Quite a few under it.
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I can’t give up Golf, I’ve got too many sweaters.
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When you get over 95, every day is your day.
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That’s life. The older you get, the tougher it is to score.
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If I had that kind of money, I wouldn’t come to Vietnam, I’d send for it.
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The trees in Siberia are miles apart, that is why the dogs are so fast.
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We had a very successful trip to Russia. We made it back.
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