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Bob Hope

If you think golf is relaxing, you’re not playing it right.
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Golf Relax Right Thinking
In England when you make a movie even the weather is against you.
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Funny Rain Weather
It’s very frustrating making a picture in Paris. We work hard all day at the studio to get a love scene just right. Then, on my way home, I see couples on every street corner doing it better.
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Better Couple Funny Humorous
President Eisenhower has given up golf for painting. It takes fewer strokes.
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Golf Painting President
She got to enjoy the personal side of the players. They were her kids. The Braves were her family.
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Braves Family Kid Players
She said she was approaching forty, and I couldn’t help wondering from what direction.
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Comedy Direction Helping Life Wondering
The only troulbe is that when I win, I always have to engage and attorney before I can draw the money.
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Before Draw Engage Money Only Trouble
I don’t know if the presidential candidates are running for the White House or Animal House.
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Animal Running White
A Freudian slip is when you say one thing but mean your mother.
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Day Mean Motherhood Mothers
I get upset over a bad shot just like anyone else. But it’s silly to let the game get to you.
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Anyone Bad Beautiful Golf Shot Silly
I asked the colonel what type of aircraft it was, and he said, “Don’t worry about it, Bob. . . if you can see it, it’s obsolete.”
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Aircraft Asked Bob Obsolete Type Worry
The high point of the act is when he (Uri Durov) puts his head inside the bear’s huge jaws. I wouldn’t even try that with my agent.
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Act Agents Funny High Inside Trying
Chiropractic is a wonderful means of natural healing!
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Healing Mean Wonderful
It’s a wonderful way to live, and not a bad way to go, either. The average Frenchman is still smiling three months after he’s dead.
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Average Funny Humorous
Culture is the ability to describe Jane Russell without moving your hands
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Culture Hands Moving
Everybody knows what California smog is – that’s fog with the vitamins removed.
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Country Fog Funny Remove

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