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She got to enjoy the personal side of the players. They were her kids. The Braves were her family.

Bob Hope

I love flying. I’ve been to almost as many places as my luggage.
BOB HOPE

Flying Funny Travel Luggage
It’s not hard to find Gerry Ford on a golf course – you just follow the wounded.
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Course Golf Wounded
The workers love Khrushchev very much. He hasn’t got an enemy in the entire country. Quite a few under it.
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Country Funny Humorous
I never kick my ball in the rough or improve my lie in a sand trap. For that I have a caddie.
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Caddies Golf Lying
Contrary to what certain comedians have led you to believe, the national French pastime is picnicking.
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Belief Comedian Funny Humorous
I love to go to Washington – if only to be near my money.
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Country Funny Love People Witty
There are many talented English personalities, but unfortunately they were all in Hollywood.
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Funny Humorous Personality Talented
The service at the Imperial (Tokyo) is the finest I’ve encountered anywhere. There was a button next to my bed marked ROOM SERVICE – and a maid to press it for me.
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Button Country Funny Hotel Humorous Maid Press Room Service
I can’t give up Golf, I’ve got too many sweaters.
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Giving Golf Sweaters Up
It was a typically British birth… I was three at the time. They had a strike in the maternity ward… I came out in sympathy.
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Funny Hilarious Sympathy Witty
If he slices the budget like he slices a golf ball, the nation has nothing to worry about.
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Balls Golf Nation Slice Worry
When you get over 95, every day is your day.
BOB HOPE

Country Day Every Get Over People
I just hope I don’t have to explain all the times I’ve used His name in vain when I get up there.
BOB HOPE

Get Golf Names Vain
Kissing is like drinking tea with a tea strainer, you can never get enough.
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Drinking Kissing Tea
I have the perfect simplified tax form for government. Why don’t they just print our money with a return address on it?
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Addresses Government Perfect Return
I see the Beatles have arrived from England. They were 40 pounds overweight – and that was just their hair.
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England Hair Line One
I saw more courage, more good humor in the face of discomfort, more love in an era of hate and more devotion to duty than could exist under tyranny.
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Country Courage Devotion Discomfort Face Good Hate Humor More
You know you’ve reached middle age when your weightlifting consists merely of standing up.
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Age Country Middle People Weightlifting
In England when you make a movie even the weather is against you.
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Funny Rain Weather
I’d give up golf if I didn’t have so many sweaters.
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Giving Golf Sweaters Up
Culture is the ability to describe Jane Russell without moving your hands
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Culture Hands Moving
We didn’t know that in America after the war, you wouldn’t be able to get into a sushi joint without a reservation. And we thought they lost.
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Able Although Country Lost Reservation
As the colonel and I sat swapping stories in the plane, a jet aircraft buzzed past our window.
BOB HOPE

Food Funny Humorous
The old water heater in my dressing room was working, but it was kind of tired. It gave off about as much warmth as an agent’s handshake.
BOB HOPE

Funny Handshake Tired Water
It’s a wonderful world. It may destroy itself but you’ll be able to watch it all on TV.
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May Watches World
By the 9th hole they were engaged and when they finished on 18 they had a foursome.
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Eighteen Engaged Finished Foursome
He hits the ball 130 yards and his jewelry goes 150.
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Balls Go Golf Yards

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