The Concorde is great. It gives you three extra hours to find your luggage.
BOB HOPEThe only troulbe is that when I win, I always have to engage and attorney before I can draw the money.
More Bob Hope Quotes
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Bing Crosby and I play a lot of golf together and I have a small course at my place where we often play for side stakes.
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If you watch a game, it’s fun. If you play it, it’s recreation. If you work at it, it’s golf.
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I’ve been playing the game so long that my handicap is in Roman numerals.
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Failure is the only thing I’ve ever been a success at.
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Having so many gold courses so close together was ideal for me. With my slice I could enjoy three or four golf courses at the same time.
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Laughter is therapy-an instant vacation.
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Kids are wonderful, but I like mine barbecued.
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Audiences are my best friends. You never tire of talking with your best friends.
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Now that the war is winding down, I want to say I do appreciate you fellows hanging around here – just for me.
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He was bare chested and in good trim. I said that just looking at him I knew there would always be an England
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The high point of the act is when he (Uri Durov) puts his head inside the bear’s huge jaws. I wouldn’t even try that with my agent.
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Eighty is when you order a steak and the headwaiter puts it through the blender. Or when you wake up as many times during the night as Burt Reynolds, but not for the same reason.
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That’s life. The older you get, the tougher it is to score.
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I’ve been married fifty-five years and I’ve been home three weeks.
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The good news is that Jesus is coming back. The bad news is that he’s really pissed off.
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