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The only troulbe is that when I win, I always have to engage and attorney before I can draw the money.

Bob Hope

It’s a wonderful world. It may destroy itself but you’ll be able to watch it all on TV.
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May Watches World
I only speak a little pigeon French. Just enough to get by with the little French pigeons.
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Funny Humorous Littles
On one hole, I hit an alligator so hard, he’s now my golf bag.
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Alligators Bags Golf
Ronald Reagan is not a typical politician because he doesn’t know how to lie, cheat, and steal. He’s always had an agent for that.
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Agents Lying Typical
That’s life. The older you get, the tougher it is to score.
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Dieting Golf Loss Weight
He was bare chested and in good trim. I said that just looking at him I knew there would always be an England
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Country Good Line Look One
We have 51 golf courses in Palm Springs. He [President Ford] never decides which course he will play until after the first tee shot.
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Courses Decide Golf Play Spring
She said she was approaching forty, and I couldn’t help wondering from what direction.
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Comedy Direction Helping Life Wondering
I’ve always been in the right place and time. Of course, I steered myself there.
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Funny Inspirational Place Proactive Time
The Concorde is great. It gives you three extra hours to find your luggage.
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Funny Giving Humor
By the 9th hole they were engaged and when they finished on 18 they had a foursome.
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Eighteen Engaged Finished Foursome
There are many talented English personalities, but unfortunately they were all in Hollywood.
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Funny Humorous Personality Talented
I asked the colonel what type of aircraft it was, and he said, “Don’t worry about it, Bob. . . if you can see it, it’s obsolete.”
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Aircraft Asked Bob Obsolete Type Worry
Golf is a game that needlessly prolongs the lives of some of our most useless citizens.
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Citizen Funny Golf Hope
Chiropractic is a wonderful means of natural healing!
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Healing Mean Wonderful
Jimmy Stewart could have been a good golfer, but he speaks so slowly that by the time he yells ‘Fore!’ the guy he’s hit is already in an ambulance on the way to the hospital.
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Ambulance Golf Golfer Guy Slowly Speaks Time Way

The only troulbe is that when I win, I always have to engage and attorney before I can draw the money.

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