Did you see where President Reagan finally got a hearing aid? People have been telling him to get one for years, but he couldn’t hear them.
BOB HOPEBaseball is a soap opera that plays out day after day, one that a lot of elderly women watch until the characters and the plot becomes a part of their life.
More Bob Hope Quotes
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I’ve been married fifty-five years and I’ve been home three weeks.
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Lots of travel, away from home.
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Please don’t stand up on my account.
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Pebble Beach is Alcatraz with grass.
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In England when you make a movie even the weather is against you.
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When I miss a shot I just think what a beautiful day it is. And what pure fresh air I’m breathing. Then I take a deep breath. I have to do that. That’s what gives me the strength to break the club.
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I was called Rembrandt Hope in my boxing days, because I spent so much time on the canvas.
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Golf is a funny game. It’s done much for health, and at the same time has ruined people by robbing them of their peace of mind. Look at me, I’m the healthiest idiot in the world.
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By the 9th hole they were engaged and when they finished on 18 they had a foursome.
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A Freudian slip is when you say one thing but mean your mother.
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If my golf game was a prize fight, they’d stop it.
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Cypress Point is such a beautiful place, but it’s also very exclusive. They had a very successful membership drive last month. They drove out forty members.
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You could buy my book in a paperback edition for a dollar, and in hard covers for $3.50. And for fifty cents extra.
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Baseball is a soap opera that plays out day after day, one that a lot of elderly women watch until the characters and the plot becomes a part of their life.
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I never kick my ball in the rough or improve my lie in a sand trap. For that I have a caddie.
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