You can calculate Zsa Zsa Gabor’s age by the rings on her fingers.
BOB HOPEBaseball is a soap opera that plays out day after day, one that a lot of elderly women watch until the characters and the plot becomes a part of their life.
More Bob Hope Quotes
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My idea of Christmas, whether old-fashioned or modern, is very simple: loving others. Come to think of it, why do we have to wait for Christmas to do that?
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I have performed for 12 presidents and entertained only six.
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When she started to play, Steinway came down personally and rubbed his name off the piano.
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I have seen what a laugh can do. It can transform almost unbearable tears into something bearable, even hopeful.
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That’s life. The older you get, the tougher it is to score.
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Personally, I never drink on Oscar nights, as it interferes with my suffering.
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I come around to your house personally and wet your finger while you’re turning the pages.
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I can’t give up Golf, I’ve got too many sweaters.
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Bigamy is the only crime where two rites make a wrong.
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Happiness is watching the TV at your girlfriend’s house during a power failure.
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You know what a fan letter is – it’s just an inky raspberry.
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The Concorde is great. It gives you three extra hours to find your luggage.
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I don’t know what people have against Jimmy Carter. He’s done nothing.
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I’ve always been in the right place and time. Of course, I steered myself there.
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Failure is the only thing I’ve ever been a success at.
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