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I only speak a little pigeon French. Just enough to get by with the little French pigeons.

Bob Hope

Not that they were that anxious to see Ronnie as President; they were afraid if he didn’t get elected, he’d go back to acting.
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Acting Funny President
Timing is the essence of life, and definitely of comedy.
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Comedy Definitely Essence Life
Laughter is therapy-an instant vacation.
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Instant Laughter Vacation
Congratulations to whoever is finally booking music we love. It’s going to get us out of the house after dark!
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Congratulations Dark House
I have performed for 12 presidents and entertained only six.
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Men President Six
The stealth bomber is supposed to be a big deal. It flies in undetected, bombs, then flies away. Hell, I’ve been doing that all my life.
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Bombers Bombs Hell
It was a great honour to be inducted into the Hall of Fame. I didn’t know they had a caddie division.
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Caddies Division Fame Golf
If my golf game was a prize fight, they’d stop it.
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Fighting Games Golf
Failure is the only thing I’ve ever been a success at.
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Decent Garden State
The older you get, the tougher it is to lose weight, because by then your body and your fat are really good friends.
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Dieting Friend Good Loss Weight
Perfume acts as an anesthetic. By the time she floats a little your way, you’ll promise her anything.
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Country Littles People Promise Way
I can’t give up Golf, I’ve got too many sweaters.
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Giving Golf Sweaters Up
When we recall the past, we usually find that it is the simplest things – not the great occasions – that in retrospect give off the greatest glow of happiness.
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Happiness Inspirational Laughter
That’s life. The older you get, the tougher it is to score.
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Dieting Golf Loss Weight
Out here in the Pacific, they have typhoons and hurricanes that blow over 200 miles an hour. We have tornadoes and hurricanes back home, but I don’t worry about them. The mortgage on my house is so heavy that nothing could budge it.
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Blow Home Hurricane Tornadoes Typhoon Worry
I ruined my hands in the ring. The referee kept stepping on them.
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Hands Men Ruined Stepping

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