When I miss a shot I just think what a beautiful day it is. And what pure fresh air I’m breathing. Then I take a deep breath. I have to do that. That’s what gives me the strength to break the club.
BOB HOPEI only speak a little pigeon French. Just enough to get by with the little French pigeons.
More Bob Hope Quotes
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I’ve been married fifty-five years and I’ve been home three weeks.
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I can’t give up Golf, I’ve got too many sweaters.
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By the 9th hole they were engaged and when they finished on 18 they had a foursome.
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I just hope I don’t have to explain all the times I’ve used His name in vain when I get up there.
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People who throw kisses are hopelessly lazy.
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I do try to work out a little. I go swimming twice a day. It beats buying golf balls.
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Everybody knows what California smog is – that’s fog with the vitamins removed.
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I don’t know what people have against Jimmy Carter. He’s done nothing.
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I always like to go to Washington D.C. It gives me a chance to visit my money.
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Tokyo cab drivers are all ex-kamikaze pilots.
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I was lucky I wasn’t a better boxer, or that’s what I’d be now – a punchy ex-pug.
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It’s a wonderful way to live, and not a bad way to go, either. The average Frenchman is still smiling three months after he’s dead.
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There was nothing subtle about our landing. The pilot just pointed the nose at the ground and let her rip.
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Congratulations to whoever is finally booking music we love. It’s going to get us out of the house after dark!
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Sure Vietnam is a dirty war. I’ve never heard of a clean one.
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There are many talented English personalities, but unfortunately they were all in Hollywood.
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We didn’t know that in America after the war, you wouldn’t be able to get into a sushi joint without a reservation. And we thought they lost.
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Failure is the only thing I’ve ever been a success at.
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Audiences are my best friends. You never tire of talking with your best friends.
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It’s so cold here in Washington, D.C., that politicians have their hands in their own pockets.
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President Eisenhower has given up golf for painting. It takes fewer strokes.
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A very, very religious man. Every time I eat a peanut, I feel immortal.
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It’s amazing how many people you see on TV. I did my first television show a month ago, and the next day five million television sets were sold. The people who couldn’t sell theirs threw them away.
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The best thing about growing older is that it takes such a long time.
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Rock and roll is catching on all over . . . France . . . England . . . They even have it in Japan, only over there they call it judo.
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Did you see where President Reagan finally got a hearing aid? People have been telling him to get one for years, but he couldn’t hear them.
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