I don’t know what people have against Jimmy Carter. He’s done nothing.
BOB HOPEHaving so many gold courses so close together was ideal for me. With my slice I could enjoy three or four golf courses at the same time.
More Bob Hope Quotes
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A few years ago he had a big heart transplant in Chicago, a five-hour operation. It took the doctors four hours to get him on the operating table.
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A very, very religious man. Every time I eat a peanut, I feel immortal.
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It was a great honour to be inducted into the Hall of Fame. I didn’t know they had a caddie division.
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When she started to play, Steinway came down personally and rubbed his name off the piano.
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One of the greatest gifts to mankind is laughter, and one of the greatest gifts to laughter is Lucille Ball. God has her now but thanks to television, we’ll have her forever.
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Bigamy is the only crime where two rites make a wrong.
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The high point of the act is when he (Uri Durov) puts his head inside the bear’s huge jaws. I wouldn’t even try that with my agent.
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Pebble Beach is Alcatraz with grass.
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Dying is to be avoided because it can ruin your whole career.
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I don’t bother to look for parking space anymore. As soon as I get near Hollywood Boulevard … I sell.
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My secret for staying young is good food, plenty of rest, and a makeup man with a spray gun.
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I see the Beatles have arrived from England. They were 40 pounds overweight – and that was just their hair.
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She got to enjoy the personal side of the players. They were her kids. The Braves were her family.
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The home videos aren’t as good, but they are seeming to get better.
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He was bare chested and in good trim. I said that just looking at him I knew there would always be an England
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We have 51 golf courses in Palm Springs. He [President Ford] never decides which course he will play until after the first tee shot.
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Did you see where President Reagan finally got a hearing aid? People have been telling him to get one for years, but he couldn’t hear them.
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I saw more courage, more good humor in the face of discomfort, more love in an era of hate and more devotion to duty than could exist under tyranny.
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YOU CAN ONLY DO ONE THING AT A TIME SO CONCENTRATE ON IT.
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I do try to work out a little. I go swimming twice a day. It beats buying golf balls.
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I was called Rembrandt Hope in my boxing days, because I spent so much time on the canvas.
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On one hole, I hit an alligator so hard, he’s now my golf bag.
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America is a country where the Olympics and the divorce lawyers both have the same slogan – Go for the Gold.
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The good news is that Jesus is coming back. The bad news is that he’s really pissed off.
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Baseball is a soap opera that plays out day after day, one that a lot of elderly women watch until the characters and the plot becomes a part of their life.
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When they asked Jack Benny to do something for the Actor’s Orphanage – he shot both his parents and moved in.
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