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Having so many gold courses so close together was ideal for me. With my slice I could enjoy three or four golf courses at the same time.

Bob Hope

Kissing is like drinking tea with a tea strainer, you can never get enough.
BOB HOPE

Drinking Kissing Tea
I was called Rembrandt Hope in my boxing days, because I spent so much time on the canvas.
BOB HOPE

Boxing Canvas Funny Sports
There are many talented English personalities, but unfortunately they were all in Hollywood.
BOB HOPE

Funny Humorous Personality Talented
There’s a very apt saying in show business: “If you don’t go over budget in Paris, you’re either very rich or very sick. “
BOB HOPE

Funny Humorous Paris
You could buy my book in a paperback edition for a dollar, and in hard covers for $3.50. And for fifty cents extra.
BOB HOPE

Book Funny Reading
The home videos aren’t as good, but they are seeming to get better.
BOB HOPE

Better Get Home Video
Milton Hope led the singing of Happy Birthday … He would say, ‘Keep it sweet and short and don’t try to be funny.’
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Singing Sweet Trying
It’s not hard to find Gerry Ford on a golf course – you just follow the wounded.
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Course Golf Wounded
I always like to go to Washington D.C. It gives me a chance to visit my money.
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Country Funny Money People
Chiropractic is a wonderful means of natural healing!
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Healing Mean Wonderful
Congratulations to whoever is finally booking music we love. It’s going to get us out of the house after dark!
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Congratulations Dark House
The best thing about growing older is that it takes such a long time.
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Age Growing Long
A Freudian slip is when you say one thing but mean your mother.
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Day Mean Motherhood Mothers
I’ve always felt England was a great place for a comic to work. It’s an island and the audience can’t run very far.
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Funny Humorous Running
Jimmy Stewart could have been a good golfer, but he speaks so slowly that by the time he yells ‘Fore!’ the guy he’s hit is already in an ambulance on the way to the hospital.
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Ambulance Golf Golfer Guy Slowly Speaks Time Way
Perfume acts as an anesthetic. By the time she floats a little your way, you’ll promise her anything.
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Country Littles People Promise Way

Having so many gold courses so close together was ideal for me. With my slice I could enjoy three or four golf courses at the same time.

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Having so many gold courses so close together was ideal for me. With my slice I could enjoy three or four golf courses at the same time.

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