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Having so many gold courses so close together was ideal for me. With my slice I could enjoy three or four golf courses at the same time.

Bob Hope

YOU CAN ONLY DO ONE THING AT A TIME SO CONCENTRATE ON IT.
BOB HOPE

Concentrate Grandchildren One Thing Tim
I’ll shoot my age if I have to live to be 105.
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Age Golf Live Shoot
A photographer kept shooting me every time I swung. I was very flattered until I found out he was from Field and Stream.
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Fields Flatterers Golf Shooting
I was lucky, you know, I always had a beautiful girl and the money was good. Although I would have done the whole thing over for, oh, perhaps half.
BOB HOPE

Although Beautiful Girl Lucky Over Thing Whole
On one hole, I hit an alligator so hard, he’s now my golf bag.
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Alligators Bags Golf
I’d give up golf if I didn’t have so many sweaters.
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Giving Golf Sweaters Up
It’s a wonderful world. It may destroy itself but you’ll be able to watch it all on TV.
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May Watches World
The only thing chicken about Israel is their soup.
BOB HOPE

Country Humorous People Soup
I do try to work out a little. I go swimming twice a day. It beats buying golf balls.
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Golf Swimming Work Out
I get upset over a bad shot just like anyone else. But it’s silly to let the game get to you.
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Anyone Bad Beautiful Golf Shot Silly
All British castles and old country homes are supposed to be haunted. It’s in the lease.
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Country Funny Humorous Old
Don’t tempt me, I can resist anything but temptation.
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Anything Resist Temptation
England occupies a warm spot in my affections. It was the scene of my greatest performance. I was born there.
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England Funny Humorous Performance
He was bare chested and in good trim. I said that just looking at him I knew there would always be an England
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Country Good Line Look One
I asked the colonel what type of aircraft it was, and he said, “Don’t worry about it, Bob. . . if you can see it, it’s obsolete.”
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Aircraft Asked Bob Obsolete Type Worry
And on nearby islands, the Japanese army was eating raw fish. We felt sorry for them.
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Country Funny People Sorry War

Having so many gold courses so close together was ideal for me. With my slice I could enjoy three or four golf courses at the same time.

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Having so many gold courses so close together was ideal for me. With my slice I could enjoy three or four golf courses at the same time.

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