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I have seen what a laugh can do. It can transform almost unbearable tears into something bearable, even hopeful.

Bob Hope

America is a country where the Olympics and the divorce lawyers both have the same slogan – Go for the Gold.
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Country Funny Humorous
The best thing about growing older is that it takes such a long time.
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Age Growing Long
I have too much money invested in sweaters.
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Invested Sweater
Milton Hope led the singing of Happy Birthday … He would say, ‘Keep it sweet and short and don’t try to be funny.’
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Singing Sweet Trying
Not that they were that anxious to see Ronnie as President; they were afraid if he didn’t get elected, he’d go back to acting.
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Acting Funny President
I do benefits for all religions – I’d hate to blow the hereafter on a technicality.
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Friend Funny Hate Inspiration
There are many talented English personalities, but unfortunately they were all in Hollywood.
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Funny Humorous Personality Talented
Pebble Beach is Alcatraz with grass.
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Beach Golf Grass Pebbles
She said she was approaching forty, and I couldn’t help wondering from what direction.
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Comedy Direction Helping Life Wondering
When I miss a shot I just think what a beautiful day it is. And what pure fresh air I’m breathing. Then I take a deep breath. I have to do that. That’s what gives me the strength to break the club.
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Beautiful Break Breathing Miss Strength
When she started to play, Steinway came down personally and rubbed his name off the piano.
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Music Names Personality Play
Timing is the essence of life, and definitely of comedy.
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Comedy Definitely Essence Life
I never kick my ball in the rough or improve my lie in a sand trap. For that I have a caddie.
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Caddies Golf Lying
A very, very religious man. Every time I eat a peanut, I feel immortal.
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Men One Line Religious
He was bare chested and in good trim. I said that just looking at him I knew there would always be an England
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Country Good Line Look One
I only speak a little pigeon French. Just enough to get by with the little French pigeons.
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Funny Humorous Littles
Audiences are my best friends. You never tire of talking with your best friends.
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Best Friend Talking Tire
There’s a very apt saying in show business: “If you don’t go over budget in Paris, you’re either very rich or very sick. “
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Funny Humorous Paris
A Freudian slip is when you say one thing but mean your mother.
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Day Mean Motherhood Mothers
I was lucky, you know, I always had a beautiful girl and the money was good. Although I would have done the whole thing over for, oh, perhaps half.
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Although Beautiful Girl Lucky Over Thing Whole
Eighty is when you order a steak and the headwaiter puts it through the blender. Or when you wake up as many times during the night as Burt Reynolds, but not for the same reason.
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Funny Humorous Night Reason Same
Happiness is watching the TV at your girlfriend’s house during a power failure.
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Failure Girlfriend House Sex
At the Academy Award Dinners all the actors and actresses in Hollywood gather around to see what someone else thinks about their acting besides their press agents.
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Acting Awards Hollywood Press Thinking
I saw more courage, more good humor in the face of discomfort, more love in an era of hate and more devotion to duty than could exist under tyranny.
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Country Courage Devotion Discomfort Face Good Hate Humor More
The big difference in those days was that in England the Government subsidized TV, in America we work on TV so we can subsidize the Government.
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Country Funny Government Humorous People
I went to play golf and tried to shoot my age, but I shot my weight instead.
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Age Golf Play Tried Weight
I get upset over a bad shot just like anyone else. But it’s silly to let the game get to you.
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Anyone Bad Beautiful Golf Shot Silly

I have seen what a laugh can do. It can transform almost unbearable tears into something bearable, even hopeful.

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