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I have seen what a laugh can do. It can transform almost unbearable tears into something bearable, even hopeful.

Bob Hope

Having so many gold courses so close together was ideal for me. With my slice I could enjoy three or four golf courses at the same time.
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Funny Golf Same Time Together
Everybody knows what California smog is – that’s fog with the vitamins removed.
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Country Fog Funny Remove
You know what a fan letter is – it’s just an inky raspberry.
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Fans Letters Raspberries
Bing Crosby and I play a lot of golf together and I have a small course at my place where we often play for side stakes.
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Course Golf Play Small Winning
The help (in Japan) is very polite. They bow so much, you don’t know which end to talk to.
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Country Funny Humorous People
Lots of travel, away from home.
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Away From Home Line One
I was lucky, you know, I always had a beautiful girl and the money was good. Although I would have done the whole thing over for, oh, perhaps half.
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Although Beautiful Girl Lucky Over Thing Whole
We had a very successful trip to Russia. We made it back.
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Funny Humorous Successful
If my golf game was a prize fight, they’d stop it.
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Fighting Games Golf
I’ve always felt England was a great place for a comic to work. It’s an island and the audience can’t run very far.
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Funny Humorous Running
Dying is to be avoided because it can ruin your whole career.
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Careers Dying Line One
One of the greatest gifts to mankind is laughter, and one of the greatest gifts to laughter is Lucille Ball. God has her now but thanks to television, we’ll have her forever.
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Balls Forever Gifts Good Greatest Laughter Thank
I’ve always been in the right place and time. Of course, I steered myself there.
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Funny Inspirational Place Proactive Time
A James Cagney love scene is one where he lets the other guy live.
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Funny Hope Love
The service at the Imperial (Tokyo) is the finest I’ve encountered anywhere. There was a button next to my bed marked ROOM SERVICE – and a maid to press it for me.
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Button Country Funny Hotel Humorous Maid Press Room Service
I feel very humble, but I think I have the strength of character to fight it.
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Funny Humble Humor

I have seen what a laugh can do. It can transform almost unbearable tears into something bearable, even hopeful.

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I have seen what a laugh can do. It can transform almost unbearable tears into something bearable, even hopeful.

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