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I have seen what a laugh can do. It can transform almost unbearable tears into something bearable, even hopeful.

Bob Hope

I never kick my ball in the rough or improve my lie in a sand trap. For that I have a caddie.
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Caddies Golf Lying
All British castles and old country homes are supposed to be haunted. It’s in the lease.
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Country Funny Humorous Old
It’s very frustrating making a picture in Paris. We work hard all day at the studio to get a love scene just right. Then, on my way home, I see couples on every street corner doing it better.
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Better Couple Funny Humorous
Bigamy is the only crime where two rites make a wrong.
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Comedy Funny Marriage Two
I was there. I saw your sons and your husbands, your brothers and your sweethearts. I saw how they worked, played, fought, and lived. I saw some of them die.
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Brother Country Day Die Husband Veterans
When she started to play, Steinway came down personally and rubbed his name off the piano.
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Music Names Personality Play
We flew over to England by the same route Churchill took. It was easy. All we had to do was follow the cigar ashes.
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Ashes Country Funny Humorous People
We didn’t know that in America after the war, you wouldn’t be able to get into a sushi joint without a reservation. And we thought they lost.
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Able Although Country Lost Reservation
Everybody is afraid they won’t have any money after they die, but Jack Benny discovered a way to take it with him. He had his appendix taken out and a piggy bank put in.
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Discover Funny Money Taken
Bing Crosby and I play a lot of golf together and I have a small course at my place where we often play for side stakes.
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Course Golf Play Small Winning
If I had that kind of money, I wouldn’t come to Vietnam, I’d send for it.
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Country Kind Line Money One People
The good news is that Jesus is coming back. The bad news is that he’s really pissed off.
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Jesus News Pissed
I love flying. I’ve been to almost as many places as my luggage.
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Flying Funny Travel Luggage
Chiropractic is a wonderful means of natural healing!
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Healing Mean Wonderful
I only speak a little pigeon French. Just enough to get by with the little French pigeons.
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Funny Humorous Littles
He hits the ball 130 yards and his jewelry goes 150.
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Balls Go Golf Yards

I have seen what a laugh can do. It can transform almost unbearable tears into something bearable, even hopeful.

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I have seen what a laugh can do. It can transform almost unbearable tears into something bearable, even hopeful.

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