Don’t tempt me, I can resist anything but temptation.
BOB HOPEI led such a sheltered life I didn’t go out with girls until I was almost four.
More Bob Hope Quotes
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I’ve always been in the right place and time. Of course, I steered myself there.
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A few years ago he had a big heart transplant in Chicago, a five-hour operation. It took the doctors four hours to get him on the operating table.
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I asked the colonel what type of aircraft it was, and he said, “Don’t worry about it, Bob. . . if you can see it, it’s obsolete.”
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When we recall the past, we usually find that it is the simplest things – not the great occasions – that in retrospect give off the greatest glow of happiness.
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For the first time, you can actually see the losers turn green
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Chiropractic is a wonderful means of natural healing!
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I led such a sheltered life I didn’t go out with girls until I was almost four.
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To give you an idea of how fast we travelled – we left with two rabbits and when we arrived we still had only two.
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Failure is the only thing I’ve ever been a success at.
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The service at the Imperial (Tokyo) is the finest I’ve encountered anywhere. There was a button next to my bed marked ROOM SERVICE – and a maid to press it for me.
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Dying is to be avoided because it can ruin your whole career.
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Did you see where President Reagan finally got a hearing aid? People have been telling him to get one for years, but he couldn’t hear them.
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I have too much money invested in sweaters.
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The home videos aren’t as good, but they are seeming to get better.
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Jimmy Stewart could have been a good golfer, but he speaks so slowly that by the time he yells ‘Fore!’ the guy he’s hit is already in an ambulance on the way to the hospital.
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