I’ve been married fifty-five years and I’ve been home three weeks.
BOB HOPEI led such a sheltered life I didn’t go out with girls until I was almost four.
More Bob Hope Quotes
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You know what a fan letter is – it’s just an inky raspberry.
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I went to play golf and tried to shoot my age, but I shot my weight instead.
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Kids are wonderful, but I like mine barbecued.
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Rock and roll is catching on all over . . . France . . . England . . . They even have it in Japan, only over there they call it judo.
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The Governor has no presidential aspirations. In fact he just made a tour of 43 states just to tell them he’s not running for anything.
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She spoke perfect English, which led to considerable trouble. She couldn’t understand us at all.
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Everybody knows what California smog is – that’s fog with the vitamins removed.
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Culture is the ability to describe Jane Russell without moving your hands
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I can’t give up Golf, I’ve got too many sweaters.
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I’ve been playing the game so long that my handicap is in Roman numerals.
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I’ve got to watch myself these days. It’s too exciting watching anyone else.
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Be happy you guys. Be proud! You know what you are: you’re God’s frozen people.
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I love flying. I’ve been to almost as many places as my luggage.
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It was a typically British birth… I was three at the time. They had a strike in the maternity ward… I came out in sympathy.
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Failure is the only thing I’ve ever been a success at.
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