It’s very frustrating making a picture in Paris. We work hard all day at the studio to get a love scene just right. Then, on my way home, I see couples on every street corner doing it better.
BOB HOPEHappiness is watching the TV at your girlfriend’s house during a power failure.
More Bob Hope Quotes
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She got to enjoy the personal side of the players. They were her kids. The Braves were her family.
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Pebble Beach is Alcatraz with grass.
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Everybody is afraid they won’t have any money after they die, but Jack Benny discovered a way to take it with him. He had his appendix taken out and a piggy bank put in.
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I was there. I saw your sons and your husbands, your brothers and your sweethearts. I saw how they worked, played, fought, and lived. I saw some of them die.
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The high point of the act is when he (Uri Durov) puts his head inside the bear’s huge jaws. I wouldn’t even try that with my agent.
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The big difference in those days was that in England the Government subsidized TV, in America we work on TV so we can subsidize the Government.
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Audiences are my best friends. You never tire of talking with your best friends.
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It was a typically British birth… I was three at the time. They had a strike in the maternity ward… I came out in sympathy.
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You know you’ve reached middle age when your weightlifting consists merely of standing up.
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It’s amazing how many people you see on TV. I did my first television show a month ago, and the next day five million television sets were sold. The people who couldn’t sell theirs threw them away.
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America is a country where the Olympics and the divorce lawyers both have the same slogan – Go for the Gold.
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The older you get, the tougher it is to lose weight, because by then your body and your fat are really good friends.
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Dying is to be avoided because it can ruin your whole career.
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A James Cagney love scene is one where he lets the other guy live.
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Jimmy Stewart could have been a good golfer, but he speaks so slowly that by the time he yells ‘Fore!’ the guy he’s hit is already in an ambulance on the way to the hospital.
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