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Happiness is watching the TV at your girlfriend’s house during a power failure.

Bob Hope

People who throw kisses are hopelessly lazy.
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Country Kissing Lazy Love People
When you get over 95, every day is your day.
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Country Day Every Get Over People
I tell jokes to pay my green fees.
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Golf Green Pay
I have the perfect simplified tax form for government. Why don’t they just print our money with a return address on it?
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Addresses Government Perfect Return
The home videos aren’t as good, but they are seeming to get better.
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Better Get Home Video
We had a very successful trip to Russia. We made it back.
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Funny Humorous Successful
Having so many gold courses so close together was ideal for me. With my slice I could enjoy three or four golf courses at the same time.
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Funny Golf Same Time Together
I just hope I don’t have to explain all the times I’ve used His name in vain when I get up there.
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Get Golf Names Vain
Titleist has offered me a big contract not to play its balls.
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Balls Golf Play
By the 9th hole they were engaged and when they finished on 18 they had a foursome.
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Eighteen Engaged Finished Foursome
I was lucky I wasn’t a better boxer, or that’s what I’d be now – a punchy ex-pug.
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Adversity Better Lucky Now Pugs
Milton Hope led the singing of Happy Birthday … He would say, ‘Keep it sweet and short and don’t try to be funny.’
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Singing Sweet Trying
I get upset over a bad shot just like anyone else. But it’s silly to let the game get to you.
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Anyone Bad Beautiful Golf Shot Silly
I love flying. I’ve been to almost as many places as my luggage.
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Flying Funny Travel Luggage
Bing Crosby and I weren’t the types to go around kissing each other. We always had a light jab for each other.
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Doing Nothing Kissing Light
Rock and roll is catching on all over . . . France . . . England . . . They even have it in Japan, only over there they call it judo.
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Funny Humorous Rocks

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